Redneck and the Game Warden

[HillbillyMafia]

> A redneck was stopped by a game warden in West Tennessee recently with

> two ice chests full of fish.

> He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.

>

> The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those

> fish?'

> 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there

> licenses.

> You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

>

> 'Pet fish?'

>

> 'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let

> 'em swim 'round for awhile.

> Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests,

> and I take 'em home.'

>

> 'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

>

> The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, '

> It's the truth, Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya.

> It really works.'

>

> 'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

>

> The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

>

> After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

> 'Well, what?', says the redneck.

>

> The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

>

> 'Call who back?'

>

> 'The FISH', replied the warden!

>

> 'What fish?', replied the redneck.

>

> Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but

> we ain't as dumb as some government employees.

>

> You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of

> anyone retiring and moving north.

[Guest db99wj]

Bwhahahahaha, that's a good one!

[Magiccarpetrides]

hahaha thats a good one.

[Luckyforward]

Tennessee logic! The best!

[10Kilr]

[Paletiger13]

that right theres funny:D

[Guest Verbal Kint]

Nice.

[Guest airbornefox]

Whats even funnier is that it works in real life!

[Guest justaman30]

Hey, I think I know that guy! - .....and that game warden!! lol!!