Presidential knife fight

[KaNuckles]

Who would win if all the Presidents were in a mass knife fight?

 

http://faceintheblue.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/in-a-mass-knife-fight-to-the-death-between-every-american-president-who-would-win-and-why/

[walton6467]

I'm going with Andrew Jackson on this. I've always thought his Presidential portrait has crazy eyes.

[Guest sL1k]

another vote for Jackson!
but on the other hand Lincoln was a pretty awesome vampire hunter :D

[Guest sL1k]

this is from cracked.com the top 5 badassed presidents.

On one occasion, he challenged a man named Charles Dickinson to a duel, (the reason behind it wasn't important, not to us and certainly not to Jackson), and Jackson was even kind enough to give Dickinson the first shot. We're gonna go ahead and repeat that: In a duel with pistols, Jackson politely volunteers to be shot at first. Dickinson happily obliged and shot Jackson, who proceeded to shake it off like it was a bee sting. When Jackson returned the favor, Dickinson was not so lucky, and that's why his face isn't on the twenty. The bullet, by the by, remained in Jackson's body for 19 years because, we assume, Jackson knew that time spent removing the bullets would just fall under the general category of "time not dueling," Jackson's least favorite category.

[TNcitizen22]

Teddy R.

[KaNuckles]

I have to say Teddy R would defeat Jackson in an epic battle. Teddy would die later of his wounds, but only after Jackson succumbs to a fatal stab wound. Last one to die wins.

[Guest sL1k]

Teddy R even though he was a progressive was a BAMF he knew judo too lol .

[Guest drv2fst]

Jackson

[NoBanStan]

Well... Abe Lincoln has already been fighting vampires...

 

But i'm gonna have to go with Martin Van Buren if only for this picture

 

 

The man OOZES knife fight with "chops" like that!

[Chris]

It'd come down to Jackson vs TR.

Jackson is a killer, no doubt, but TR is a bad ass in his own right.

The man took an assassins bullet and finished his speech before seeking medical treatment.

Even odds on the last one standing, but it'd be a hell of a fight.

[walton6467]

TR is an excellent choice, and might eventually win, but AJ still gets my vote just for the shear crazy factor.

[Chris]

I hear you walton. Any man who would face down British regulars with a rag tag troop of militia, pirates and freedmen is not someone to trifle with. That plus he was a known duelist. His experience in single combat would certainly give him an advantage. If the weapons were swords or pistols, I'd give it to Jackson hands down, but this fight is going to get up close and personal and I think TR's experience as a boxer will give him the (forgive the pun) edge in a knife fight. 

[gun sane]

I'm keeping my betting money in my pocket until Hillary's in the match, too.  :-\

[UncleJak]

I'll vote for Barako. Did anyone see how well he skeet shoots?  Skills like that must mean he is awesome with a knife too.

(this is sarcasm just in case my tone did not translate in text)

[KaNuckles]

I'll vote for Barako. Did anyone see how well he skeet shoots?  Skills like that must mean he is awesome with a knife too.

(this is sarcasm just in case my tone did not translate in text)

You might be on to something...He is good at sticking knives in people's backs

[vontar]

I believe it would come down to Andrew and Teddy.

 

Leaning toward Teddy.

[Good_Steward]

Gotta vote for Andrew Jackson. 

 

Although a short timer, Zachary "Old Rough and Ready" Taylor was a bad dude. I also would not overlook Dwight D. or Ulysses Grant (if he was sober). 

[Sam1]

Grant, just because he got a speeding ticket while he was president for racing his horse and buggy through the streets lol

[TrickyNicky]

Teddy. You just can't beat the bull moose...

[Guest sL1k]

come on guys you do know what state AJ is from right :P

[LagerHead]

I'd go with the one who was smart enough to cheat and bring a gun to a knife fight.

[rugerla1]

Clinton hands down and here's why:

Trick #1 Have Monica flash the opponent.

Trick #2 If Trick #1 doesn't work, have Hilary flash opponent......

 

Pause for regurgitation!

[Guest sL1k]

Clinton hands down and here's why:
Trick #1 Have Monica flash the opponent.
Trick #2 If Trick #1 doesn't work, have Hilary flash opponent......

Pause for regurgitation!

well he was good at sticking things :D

[gregintenn]

My money is on George Washington.

[Sam1]

My money is on George Washington.

 

No way, he would be the guy supplying the booze to the crowd.