Guns over Women?

[Paletiger13]

I about pee'd myself on this one. And I got this woman looking at me like shes ready to strike. I read all 10 of them outloud. Note to self(keep to self)

[Im Neero]

I have a .44 now (or, I will in a few short months) -- she was a .38 not long ago- one day before you know it she'll be a .50. It keeps getting better. 22? Forget it- they look nice but they just don't have the power...

Be careful though. .44 might be fine, but after .50 I think the atf classification become "destructive device."

[Guest gunslinger707]

I have a 71 That i've had for 44 yrs !

[strickj]

I have a 71 That i've had for 44 yrs !

You have my condolences

[Guest MidTNShooter]

You have my condolences

If you have a .71.... Wow !!! That's some firepower you take to the grave. Mine is one caliber shy of a .40. I bought her (clearing voice) picked her up cheap from the local market. I think I'll give her a good cleaning when she's a .40. Not much of a kick, but she's jams alot. I looked at her close,looked for dirt..... all I can find is excessive wear. I think it's her extractor, because..... (well the jokes can keep going).

MTS

[Warbird]

Being that my wife was a competitive shooter who could still blow me away if I ran 1000 yards away and being that she is a lawyer who knows more tricks than I and take me to the cleaners, I shall refrain from making any additions to this hilarity.

Her father didn't bother to scare potential boyfriends with his guns when she was growing up. He, who was a sniper trainer in the Corps, NYPD Tactical and in Executive Protection for many years, simply told them he had taught her to do it herself.

Edited May 5, 2008 by Warbird

[strickj]

If you have a .71.... Wow !!! That's some firepower you take to the grave. Mine is one caliber shy of a .40. I bought her (clearing voice) picked her up cheap from the local market. I think I'll give her a good cleaning when she's a .40. Not much of a kick, but she's jams alot. I looked at her close,looked for dirt..... all I can find is excessive wear. I think it's her extractor, because..... (well the jokes can keep going).

MTS

If she reads this then Ill bet shell have a good kick

BTW,the excessive wear,and the extractor part was priceless,even though menot quite sure what the extractor is

[NuTcAsE]

If she reads this then Ill bet shell have a good kick

She's kicked my A** (and deservedly so) more times than I can count, and still can!

BTW,the excessive wear,and the extractor part was priceless,even though menot quite sure what the extractor is

Hell, after 4 kids I still can't find the extractor. I asked the Dr. in the middle of surgery, (thinkin' "that's why we're doing surgery, the extractor's finally broke") and all did was hold up some guts....

Edited May 6, 2008 by NuTcAsE

[Punisher84]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Guest GLOCKGUY]

"LOL" good one

[Guest Major Pain]

You've probably seen this but I think it is worth repeating.--MP

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !!!

[Guest TNDixieGirl]

Oh yeah, and which one would you rather have blow your brains out?

Here we go again!

Ten Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

#10. Your gun doesn't mind if you get a bigger one

#9. If the ammo isn't working you can try something different without it complaining

#8. Guns always fire

#7. Guns don't shrink when cold

#6. Your gun does nothing but wait quietly until you need it

#5. A gun can sit next to the remote without touching it

#4. A gun never forgets it's primary purpose

#3. Guns don't say "pull my finger"

#2. A gun can reload in less than 5 seconds

#1. A gun doesn't poke you in the middle of the night to see if you feel like shooting

[molonlabetn]

Identical threads merged.

[skipsfirearms]

I laughed so hard I must go change now!!!!

[53caddy]

This is great.

[TGO David]

Funny, but which would you men rather stick your twizzler into? A gun or a woman?

/thread

[Guest Major Pain]

Actually my wife is a 44 with a good sense of humor, in fact she is the one that sent it to me from work yesterday. I thought all might get a kick out of it.---MP

[molonlabetn]

What's wrong with both?

[TGO David]

What's wrong with both?

The only way I can see it bad is if one's aiming the other at you for some reason.

[molonlabetn]

Kinky...

[TGO David]

Kinky...

Oh, that's the other thread in the Ready Room...

[strickj]

Well I do prefer Remoil over KY

[Mike.357]

Well I do prefer Remoil over KY

me too, depending on the activity

[Guest TinkerBell]

haha... my boyfriend calls his gun his other woman.. I told him that one i dont mind.. :-p