Guns over Women?

[Guest nraforlife]

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo

# 5 . A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[BigPoppa]

And, so it begins.............

[xd shooter]

Man I hope Angel don't see this!hahaha

[Guest Hawk]

[Guest Hooker]

My wife thought they were hilarious, but she had a smart comment for everyone of those. They all had something to do with keeping all my guns and my friend too.

[Guest ShiftYZF]

My XD doesn't get jealous of other guns I bring home either, but notice one girl on the beach & see what happens with your wife!

[Mike.357]

but notice one girl on the beach & see what happens with your wife!

One word - sunglasses

[Guest Halfpint]

Mike.357 is a very wise man.

I got pinched or hit five times on a list of ten, and I got beaten for the sunglasses comment. If that's the worst I have to endure, I think I'm okay.

[Guest Boomhower]

One word - sunglasses

Mirrored sunglasses that wrap around the side of your face......otherwise you are just wasting your time brothers.....

[Guest Grout]

A well cared for 44 in excellent shape is better than a dozen 22s.

[Guest nraforlife]

A well cared for 44 in excellent shape is better than a dozen 22s.

I agree. It is not the quanity but the quality.

[The Rabbi]

A well cared for 44 in excellent shape is better than a dozen 22s.

Yeah but the .44s usually are out of time with their barrels severely bulged and want you to feed them like they were brand new.

Are we talking about guns here??

[Guest TNDixieGirl]

Which one would you rather blow your brains out?

Ten Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

#10. Your gun doesn't mind if you get a bigger one

#9. If the ammo isn't working you can try something different without it complaining

#8. Guns always fire

#7. Guns don't shrink when cold

#6. Your gun does nothing but wait quietly until you need it

#5. A gun can sit next to the remote without touching it

#4. A gun never forgets it's primary purpose

#3. Guns don't say "pull my fInger"

#2. A gun can reload in less than 5 seconds

#1. A gun doesn't poke you in the middle of the night to see if you feel like shooting

[Guest Angel 24/7]

I think it is funny!

[KahrMan]

Which one would you rather blow your brains out?

Ten Reasons Women Prefer Guns Over Men

#10. Your gun doesn't mind if you get a bigger one

#9. If the ammo isn't working you can try something different without it complaining

#8. Guns always fire

#7. Guns don't shrink when cold

#6. Your gun does nothing but wait quietly until you need it

#5. A gun can sit next to the remote without touching it

#4. A gun never forgets it's primary purpose

#3. Guns don't say "pull my fInger"

#2. A gun can reload in less than 5 seconds

#1. A gun doesn't poke you in the middle of the night to see if you feel like shooting

You Win! :D

[KahrMan]

Which one would you rather blow your brains out?

[Guest db99wj]

:devil:

[R1100R]

+2 Now that's too funny!!

[strickj]

#3. Guns don't say "pull my fInger"

Well they do say pull my trigger

[Guest Angel 24/7]

But, we don't get sh** on. much more pleasant with a gun.

[KahrMan]

But, we don't get sh** on. much more pleasant with a gun.

If that is happening, he is not playing the game right.

[Guest Grout]

Yeah but the .44s usually are out of time with their barrels severely bulged and want you to feed them like they were brand new.

Are we talking about guns here??

You need a different model.One that is built to take it.

[Guest canynracer]

If that is happening, he is not playing the game right.

LMFAO!!!!! Nice one...

[Guest MidTNShooter]

Not speaking of pistols, but two 22's are better than one 44. I can say that, my wife is taking a nap. The downside is that the 22's don't take naps.

MTS

[ZenDog]

I have a .44 now (or, I will in a few short months) -- she was a .38 not long ago- one day before you know it she'll be a .50. It keeps getting better. 22? Forget it- they look nice but they just don't have the power...