How Do You Decide Who to Marry? By Kids

[Luckyforward]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

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> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like,

> if

> you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,

> and she

> should keep the chips and dip coming.

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> - Alan, age 10

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> No person really decides before they grow up who

> they're

> going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you

> get to find out

> later who you're stuck with.

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> - Kristen, age 10

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> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

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> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person

> FOREVER by then.

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> - Camille, age 10

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> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

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> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be

> yelling at the same kids.

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> - Derrick, age 8

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> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

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> Both don't want any more kids.

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> - Lori, age 8

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> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

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> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to

> get

> to know each other. Even boys have something to say if

> you listen long

> enough.

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> - Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

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> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and

> that usually gets them interested enough to go for a

> second date.

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> - Martin, age 10

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> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

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> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call

> all the

> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the

> dead columns.

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> - Craig, age 9

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> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

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> When they're rich.

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> - Pam, age 7

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> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't

> want to mess with that.

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> - Curt, age 7

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> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you

> should marry them and have kids with them. It's the

> right thing to do.

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> - Howard, age 8

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> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

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> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.

> Boys need someone to clean up after them.

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> - Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

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> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET

> MARRIED?

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> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,

> wouldn't there?

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> - Kelvin, age 8

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> And the #1 Favorite is........

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> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

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> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks

> like a dump truck.

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> - Ricky, age 10

[Guest Angel 24/7]

Those are GREAT! It is amazing how innocent they are at that age!

[Luckyforward]

True . . . when kids answer it is always in all seriousness. That's why they are cute!

[bteague2]

That's great, I'm definitely stealing that from ya.

[Marswolf]

Too bad some of us didn't get smarter than that before we got married.

[Guest bkelm18]

"Even if your wife looks like a dump truck."

Ahahahahaha. I love that one.