DHS Recommends Scissors and Hiding Under Desks To Save Us!

[Chucktshoes]

So if scissors beats gun, does rock still beat scissors?

More importantly, how does this affect Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock?

[mikegideon]

I have the scissors, but I'm going to have to get an armor plated desk to climb under when they come at me with

those select fire M4's. I have a feeling it will more likely be someone from DHS attacking me more than a criminal,

at this point. The criminals have been leaving me alone for a while. :D

 

Maybe I could get an Airsoft M4. :D

 

Hell with airsoft. 1100 fps, full auto...

 

http://www.evanix.com/gtl480.html

[Guest ThePunisher]

[quote name="mikegideon" post="901613" timestamp="1359699105"]Hell with airsoft. 1100 fps, full auto...   [url=http://www.evanix.com/gtl480.html]http://www.evanix.com/gtl480.html[/url][/quote] Dumba** Feinstein has probably got that on her ban list b/c of the pistol grip.

[Solver]

My wife's small business sells scissors, among other things.  Does she now need to have a FSL to operate legally?

[Guest PapaB]

My wife has rotary cutters. Would those be considered fully automatic scissors?

 

Maybe if you run with scissors the gunman will think you're crazy and he'll flee in fear of you.  :panic:

[battleop]

Holy moly batman, they need to teach people how to bust out windows with chairs and GTFO of the building, not hide under a desk and pull a trash can in front of you.

 

 

Not everyone works on the 1st or 2nd floor....

[2.ooohhh]

Not everyone works on the 1st or 2nd floor....

^THIS

 

Though I can't say I haven't contemplated leaving one of my 100m ropes and an old harness in the bottom drawer of my desk just in case. . .

[vontar]

So if scissors beats gun, does rock still beat scissors?

More importantly, how does this affect Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock?

 

Spock now uses Gun to to shoot Lizard if Lizard has the Scissors or not.  Therefore Spock wins.

Edited February 2, 2013 by vontar