Can we be more creative than "D-bag?"

[Steelharp]

Not being overly sensitive. Really not.

 

But, having heard "douchebag" ALL my freakin' LIFE...

 

... can we attempt to be a little more creative when we want to insult someone?

 

Thank you. That is all.

 

:rofl:

[Sam1]

Schmuck is a good one, once you know what it actually is :)

Edited January 27, 2013 by Sam1

[Steelharp]

Schmuck is a good one, once you know what it actually is :)

Inquiring minds...?

[mikegideon]

Sometimes it's the best fit. I understand how you may be more sensitive than most :).

 

"What a douchebag (nothin' to do with Mikey, tho)" :rofl:

Edited January 27, 2013 by mikegideon

[Chucktshoes]

How about "douche nozzle"? :)

[mav]

You could always resurrect numbnuts.

[BrasilNuts]

Not being overly sensitive. Really not.
 
But, having heard "douchebag" ALL my freakin' LIFE...
 
... can we attempt to be a little more creative when we want to insult someone?
 
Thank you. That is all.
 
:rofl:

I'm with you 100%. I tire of hearing people use that to discribe every person that they don't like. We should really come up with something better and a little more demeaning like....

"What a steel guitar player!"

Or

"That guys dumber than a bag of studio musicians!"


:0)

[gunwhatgun]

How about "open ended container of vaginal clenser"?

[mikegideon]

How about "open ended container of vaginal clenser"?

 

Kinda like Liberal Retard. It works, but missing some zing :)

[bronco302]

Flowering Intellectual, AKA Bloomin Idiot. 

[Chucktshoes]

All the really good ones just end up as asterisks.

[mikegideon]

All the really good ones just end up as asterisks.

 

No shit

[KahrMan]

Schmuck is a good one, once you know what it actually is :)

 

 

Inquiring minds...?

 

As the old joke goes...it's a dick you putz.   :rofl:

[greyofk]

A while ago communists used to call each other "comrade". So politically correct designation would be comrade Bloomberg, comrade Feinstain and so on.

While I do not feel that these commies deserve such a good word "comrade"

[Sam1]

Inquiring minds...?

 

It's the leftover material from a circumcision that's thrown away.

[Steelharp]

Ahh... excellent.

 

As an aside; exactly what is the insult in "douchebag?" It has one job, being where we want to be.

 

;)

[mcurrier]

I like douchebag, its a classic. Douche nozzle also works. As well as putz, schmeckle, nimrod, dingus and dipstick.

[Chadastrophic]

Asshat,fucktard,and douchebag are classics.

[DaveS]

I vote on "numb nuts"! That's the word from here on out...right?  Right? Come on guys!

 

Dave S

[NoBanStan]

I've always been partial to F**ktard, toolshed and assclown

 

On a sidenote (and i really hate to point this out) but does this have anything to do with your last name being "Douchette"  :)

[mikegideon]

 It has one job, being where we want to be.

 

;)

 

Hopefully, it does its job before we get there :)

[Guest ThePunisher]

How bout, s**t for brains commie.

[Guest PapaB]

There's the classic pissant.

or, Richard Cranium.

Gentically challenged. (it means sub-human)

Useful as screen doors on a submarine (or a lead balloon).

As gross as a hickey on a hemorrhoid.

inane.

fatuous.

depuration sack (yeah, it means douche bag).

[Oh Shoot]

I like douchebag, its a classic. Douche nozzle also works. As well as putz, schmeckle, nimrod, dingus and dipstick.

 

Nimrod has never worked for me, and don't even understand how it came  to be a pejorative in the first place.

 

It has meant "hunter" in standard language like forever. Since it comes from Nimrod, a grandson of Noah, mentioned in Genesis and elsewhere therein.

 

- OS

[Will H]

I am rather fond of calling folks a**hammer.

Edited January 28, 2013 by Will H