. . . and then the fight started

[Luckyforward]

Time for a few laughs on a Wednesday night!

Subject: And then the fight started..............

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out

of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things

just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT

HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

expensive....

so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social

Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license

to verify my age. I looked I n my pockets and realized I had left my

wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and

come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'

and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the

Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten

disability, too'

And then the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I

kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a

nearby table.

My wife asked,' Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to

drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she

hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on

celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....

[Punisher84]

LOL good ones

[Magiccarpetrides]

haha funny stuff.

Punisher...nice avatar! Frank Castle is king!

[towerclimber37]

oh, now those are funny!

I like the dwarf one..

[Guest looneeetunes]

my wife got the biggest kick out of the social security one.

And then the fight started....

[Guest db99wj]

Those are great.

[I_Like_Pie]

It is even funnier if you read it while humming the theme song to the muppets. They always did an opening dialogue that read like this.

[Fivestring63]

These are really funny.