This just in: Manti Te'o

[broox]

Who really cares?  Why is this such a big news story?

[caliperman]

Because he played for Notre Dame, one of the cheatingist schools. He thought he should have gotten the heisman, so he made the whole thing up about his girlfriend. Who in  their right mind would never see his girl and never have a date with her??

[leroy]

I think this one is very strange too.   We could be seein either a great scheming liar or a nut.  Right now i cant tell which it is; but i wouldnt want this dude hangin out with me or my kids.

 

leroy

[Mark A]

Well, what is a star football player supposed to do?

I mean with all the campus hotties throwing themselves at the debating team members the star football players are being left out.


Oh, wait...

[MacGyver]

Yeah, I don't know what the big deal is.

Vanderbilt football players have had fake girlfriends for years.

[Volzfan]

It's costing him money too because he's dropping like a rock if the draft predictions are correct.

[K191145]

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Edited January 19, 2013 by K191145