Any 'Squatches or Big Feet in TN?

[wareagle]

The boys want to go looking for a Squatch. Anyone here know if there are any in TN?

[Garufa]

The hillbillies call them skunk apes.  Ask for one of them and they might be able to point one out for you.

[Dolomite_supafly]

Be careful. I hear they keep Black Panthers for pets. :)

 

Dolomite

[Guest Mad4rcn]

Do ex-wives count ?

[Links2k]

I would give you my mil address, but there is a S.E.R.E requirement that has to be meet before they can tangle with her.

[Guest sL1k]

well if having a mullet and hitting trees with baseball bats really draws them out you may want to go lookin in Bama :D they have been doing that for years for no reason.

[Rightwinger]

Your close to a great spot to see them.  Go east about 15 miles, look for a big bldg on the Tennessee River.  There will be 10 of em running around an all wood floor and more around the edges watching.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go Vols  (I am an alum and no squatches were hurt with this message)

[Guest sL1k]

double tapped Edited January 6, 2013 by sL1k

[TrickyNicky]

They're called Samsquanch up in Canada I believe. My lil brother might just qualify to be part Samsquanch but that's the closest I know of. Come on down to Nashville and I'll let you have a peek, only two bits a gander.

[wareagle]

well if having a mullet and hitting trees with baseball bats really draws them out you may want to go lookin in Bama :D they have been doing that for years for no reason.

Have we met before ? Sure Seems like you know a awful lot about me and the boys. We ain't seeing many Squatches down there's, so we moved up here's .

[RED333]

I kid you not, My nephews call me Mansquanch, they get a hoot out of it.

Come on down to Nashville and take a look.

[Good_Steward]

I am 6'6, wear a size 15 shoe, and have a hairy back. That close enough for you? ;)

[TMF]

Where does Janet Reno hang her hat these days?

[Tncobra]

Take some Jacks Links with you.

[KaNuckles]

Just turn the TV on MSNBC.

[wewoapsiak]

Apparently in Norris they do.  This is from their latest news paper a coworker brings in.

[wareagle]

This is awesome. Thanks for lead. I bought a .44 mag revolver in case thinks get ugly.

[piercedan]

Be careful. I hear they keep Black Panthers for pets. :)

 

Dolomite

 

 

I thought they kept unicorns.  ;)

[R_Bert]

This is awesome. Thanks for lead. I bought a .44 mag revolver in case thinks get ugly.

 

That ain't enuf.  Some genius around here bootlegged .500 S&Ws to the skunk apes.  Just sayin.... 

[seez52]

Here ya go. And I done seen it wit my own eyes.

 

http://brentkmoore.blogspot.com/2007/07/creature-of-sugar-flat-rd.html

[1morethan8]

Would you like to know the total number of Bigfoot sightings in Tennessee?.... 84(reported)

 

How many large cats are seen in Tennessee?.... almost 1,000 per year are reported.

Percent said to be black?.... almost half.

 

Can you see a Bigfoot at any zoo in the World?.... No

Can you see a large black cat at any zoo in the World?.... Most major zoos worldwide.

 

Large cats native to the USA.... Western Cougar, Eastern Cougar, Florida Panther, Jaguar.

 

Any species known to be "professionally documented" melanistic? Western Cougar, Eastern Cougar, and Florida Panther are not.

Jaguar percentage known to be melanistic range from 6% to 40% depending on location.

 

Any documented cougar in the eastern part of the USA?

A mountain lion killed on a Connecticut highway in June, 2011 was a wild animal from South Dakota that prowled almost 2,000 miles eastward before meeting his death 70 miles from New York City, genetic tests confirmed.

 

Nearest known Jaguar from Tennessee? Less than 2,000 miles.

Confirmed in south Texas.

Aug 21, 2012 – Protected Territory Established(USFWS) for Jaguars in Arizona and New Mexico, total 838,000 acres.

 

Any possibility, or chance of a black jaguar ever being seen in Tennessee? Undecided.

[Grunt67]

Where does Janet Reno hang her hat these days?

 

Have no idea where Reno might be, but would be a great place to start looking for a Squatch.

On the other hand, even Squatches are picky who they hang with

[cgun86]

Here in Erwin we have what's known as the "Hairy Man" who seems to have made his homestead near the North Carolina line. Part of the Appy trail is over that way as well. Pretty sure it's just random naked hikers running through the woods, but hell who knows.

[Krull]

I have heard about the "hairy man" but this is also coming out of the town that  hung Mary.

 

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant)

Edited January 15, 2013 by Krull

[cgun86]

I have heard about the "hairy man" but this is also coming out of the town that hung Mary.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant)

That tale is often mistaken for blatant violence on the part of our townspeople. See what really happened was around that time a sensation known as "salt cured meat" was sweeping the eastern seaboard. So we thought what the hell, why not elephant! My great great uncle Jojo used always talk about how tough that burger was :)