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Old Starter and Jack Daniels? You're gonna be a fun guy tonight if you don't explode :D

Oh, he's gonna explode, and he knows it. Why else you think he has the Virgin Mary on stand-by? :wall:

...or is that Jesus? Hard to tell, since they both wear pretty much the same outfit and haircut. ;)

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Oh, he's gonna explode, and he knows it. Why else you think he has the Virgin Mary on stand-by? :wall:

...or is that Jesus? Hard to tell, since they both wear pretty much the same outfit and haircut. ;)

It has tatas. Jesus was flat chested. I read that in a book somewhere.

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It has tatas. Jesus was flat chested. I read that in a book somewhere.

I heard the same thing about Mary... :wall:

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Well... you must have read the wrong book. Happens all the time ;)

Seems I'm constantly reading the wrong something... threads, books, etc. :wall:

Guest db99wj
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Y'all are wrong, funny but wrong. I'm on #2 of Jack. That's Mary. There's some holy water behind the Jack.

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Y'all are wrong, funny but wrong. I'm on #2 of Jack. That's Mary. There's some holy water behind the Jack.

So you're gonna get into the spirit(s) all the way 'round huh? :wall:;)

Me, I'm just drinking plain ol' un-doctored cola tonight....

Guest db99wj
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I've lost count. Jack is no more.

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I've lost count. Jack is no more.

Last rites for Jack huh?

You didn't drink the holy water, did ya?

Guest db99wj
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Last rites for Jack huh?

You didn't drink the holy water, did ya?

No. Not yet anyway. :(

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Y'all are wrong, funny but wrong. I'm on #2 of Jack. That's Mary. There's some holy water behind the Jack.

Holy Water is a term for Vodka, when the folks are around, and you choose to be verbally deviant, use holy water they don't know what it means.

Urban Dictionary: vodka water

Guest db99wj
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Coke Zero.

Goes well with Jack...just sayin!

Guest mcgyver210
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Sobe Water & homemade MTN DEW

Guest db99wj
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Had a 6pack of Dos XX 2 Smirnoff ice, a gentleman Jack and coke, then a Gentleman Jack on the rocks. This started at around 2:30 and ended a little bit ago. I had a dd too!

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Glad to see you survived the night, DB... but given your preparations with the holy water and all, I guess I shouldn't have worried. :)

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