Colorado Journalist/Comedian knows the size of your genitalia

[Rightwinger]

What makes for good writing in Colorado?  Apparently being able to state you have a small penis if you own an AR AND....tie it into owning a Hummer.  (rim shot)

 

http://www.aspentimes.com/article/20121228/COLUMN/121229911/1021&parentprofile=1061

[gjohnsoniv]

What was it that Frued said about being scared of firearms? Your move, Mr. Journalist.

[Defender]

The fact that there are only 9 comments after his article on this site leads me to believe he is his own biggest fan, lol, with not much of a following.

[DaveTN]

What makes for good writing in Colorado?  Apparently being able to state you have a small penis if you own an AR AND....tie it into owning a Hummer.  (rim shot) 

They used to say that about guys that drove Vettes. I would have to prove them wrong. Not only would they be stuck driving their POS, but they would lose their girlfriend also.

[maroonandwhite]

What a tool.

[mikegideon]

First indication of a small penis... your wife/girlfriend won't let you own a lot of guns :)

[DaveTN]

First indication of a small penis... your wife/girlfriend won't let you own a lot of guns :)

Or you can’t buy without asking.

Or you can’t go to a meet because she said you have to mow the grass.

[jtmaze]

Lay off those of us that aren't well endowed and no I don't own an AR, but my wife does want me to get one.


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[DaveTN]

Lay off those of us that aren't well endowed and no I don't own an AR, but my wife does want me to get one.

 

Well it’s a little late now don’t you think? 

[Chucktshoes]

First indication of a small penis... your wife/girlfriend won't let you own a lot of guns :)
Or you can’t buy without asking.
Or you can’t go to a meet because she said you have to mow the grass.

That has nothing to do with the size of someone's penis. Just don't ask me where my balls are stored.

[zgunbear]

Guys, he is from Aspen.

People in Aspen are not representaative most of them are imigrants from California.

Aspen is LA, Hollywierd east.

I used to live in Colorado and the few times I visited Aspen it was was just strange. All you see in driveways and parking lots are Range Rovers, Mercedes and Porshes.

True Story I had a frined that would glo every year after the end of ski season just to dumspter dive. The rich people would throw away big screen TV's and other high end electronics just because they had rented a house all winter and did not want to take things home.

[mikegideon]

That has nothing to do with the size of someone's penis. Just don't ask me where my balls are stored.

 

Need to borrow some tweezers? :rofl:

[sbroomheadsr]

Am I compensating? You bet. If my penis could kill a deer at 300 yards, I wouldn't need a rifle. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

[maroonandwhite]

Or you can’t buy without asking.

Or you can’t go to a meet because she said you have to mow the grass.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[Lumber_Jack]

Guys, he is from Aspen.

People in Aspen are not representaative most of them are imigrants from California.

Aspen is LA, Hollywierd east.

I used to live in Colorado and the few times I visited Aspen it was was just strange. All you see in driveways and parking lots are Range Rovers, Mercedes and Porshes.

True Story I had a frined that would go every year after the end of ski season just to dumspter dive. The rich people would throw away big screen TV's and other high end electronics just because they had rented a house all winter and did not want to take things home.

 

 

This is true, granola eatin hippies live there

 

 

P.S. I own a Land Rover  :hiding:

[Sam1]

I am starting to think there's going to be a lot of no-name self-proclaimed journalists posting stories like this in hopes to get recognition that they are incapable of earning by reporting on factual stories.

 

After reading this, I don't think I'll be linking to any more of the stories found and will just copy some of the text cause I don't want them earning any more money from advertisements or seeing their metrics for page visits going up.