TGO Unofficially Official Joke Thread

[GlockSpock]

I've been seeing a lot of jokes posted in their own threads on here recently. Well, I'll be the first to say that I've enjoyed all of them. I just think it would be cool if they were all posted into a joke thread so they are easy to find. So, if all are willing, lets make this the joke thread!

[KaNaPaPi]

Did you hear about the dyslexic athiest that didn't believe in Dog?

[jcoosi]

From Rodney Dangerfield
" I was at a golf course the other day and stepped on a rake it was the best 2 balls I hit all day!"

[broox]

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked and wrapped in saran-wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says" I can clearly see your nuts"

[Caster]

Obama won a second term.

[nightrunner]

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Obama won a second term.
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Not funny. Seriously

[DaveTN]

Cop stops a beautiful blond driving a Corvette for speeding. He approaches and asks for her license and registration. She tells him she doesn’t have a license and she doesn’t have the registration the car isn’t hers.

When he asks who the car belongs she to, she tells him it belonged to the old couple that lived next door to her, but she killed them. Yep, didn’t like them; killed them both.

The cop calls for backup and a Command Officer. The Command Officer arrives and talks to the woman. He asks why she killed the people that own the car. She said she had no idea what he was talking about and gave him the registration. He asks if she has a license and she gives that to him.

He then asks her “Why do you think my Officer would say you didn’t have a license, and that you killed the owners of this car?” She replied, “I have no idea; the lying SOB probably said I was speeding too!”