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Guy's wife wouldn't let him go fishing


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At some point in a guy's life... it comes down to this.
Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go,
but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping
site only to find Ron sitting there with a
tent set up,firewood gathered,
and dinner cooking on the fire.
 
"Dang Ron, how long you been here, and how
did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
 
"Well, I've been here since yesterday
evening. I was sitting in my chair and my
wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and
said, "Guess who?" I pulled her hands off,
and she was wearing a brand new see through
nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom.
 
The room had candles and rose petals all
over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and
ropes! She told me to
tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And
then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, Here I am. Who wants a beer?
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Big win for the fishing trip!

You want fries with that!?

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