Drinks For Everyone Except the Republican...

[waynesan]

A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink to celebrate Obama's victory when he sees a guy close by wearing a Romney for President button and two beers in front of him.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss.

So the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells,
"Thank you!"

So just to make his point one more time, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. But, as before, this does not seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

Frustrated, the union boss asks the bartender, "What the devil is the matter with that Republican? I've ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the idiot does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

[Chucktshoes]

[Guest 6.8 AR]

Poor ole idiot union boss moocher!

[Guest cardcutter]

Love it! I got to tell that one at work.

[vontar]

That is great.

[xRUSTYx]

HAHAHAHAHA

Gotta Share This!!!!

[TripleDigitRide]

Nice!

[bubbiesdad]

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Union rep walks into a brothel, he tells the madam he is a union rep and asks what is the house take for the ladies,
"The house takes 50%", she said.
He left after telling her that didn't seem fair. He journeyed to others, hearing much the same.
He finally found one where they told him the house took only 10%.
He pulled out his money and said, "I'd like that cute, young redhead in the white neglige".
"Most would", said the madam,"But Thelma has been here 35 years, she has seniority, so she's next".