Snake bites man on his junk

[einnor1040]

OUCH!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23845805-2,00.html

Man says deadly snake bit his penis

Says he saw the snake between his legs

Once he was cleared from danger the jokes began

A MAN bitten on the penis by a deadly snake has told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain while he rang his mother to say a final goodbye.

"I thought I was gone," Daryl Zutt said of his now notorious encounter with a brown snake during a roadside toilet stop in remote far north Queensland, The Cairns Post reported.

"I thought, ‘Maybe, this is it. Maybe, I’m gonna cark it’."

The Cairns Post revealed details of the bizarre encounter two weeks ago but the identity of the victim remained unknown until Mr Zutt came forward to tell how the brown snake took a near-fatal swipe as he relieved himself.

"I squatted down … I reckon I must’ve nearly sat on his head," he said.

"As soon as I felt it, I yelled.

"It really hurt.

"When it happened, I knew in the back of my mind it was a snake.

"I seen him coming out from between my legs."

He said he tried to remain calm as he inspected the damage.

"He got me about halfway down," he said. "I saw fang marks and a bit of blood come out."

Mr Zutt's friend drove him to a medical centre before he was moved to a hospital for further tests which showed he was not envenomated.

"They’ve been saying things like ‘It was a trouser snake fight’ and ‘He (the snake) saw the competition and got scared’," Mr Zutt said.

"Once they knew I was right, the jokes came out."

[strickj]

This is what you get for trying to screw an animal that bites back!

He should have kept his goat!

[Guest betobeto]

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me..... LOL thats gotta suck! He's got a new pickup line, "Hey A snake just bit my D$#%, suck out the venom!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[xd shooter]

"Hey A snake just bit my D$#%, suck out the venom!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now that's funny right there I don't care who you are. That's funny.

[BrasilNuts]

"He praised all staff who helped him, especially Dr Natasha Coventry and the hospital’s nurses."

Man, sucks to be him. The rest of his life will be a let down after this... his penis will never get that much attention from that many women ever again!

[Guest tlondon]

OMG!!!!! that is SOOOO funny. Not that he got bit, but the jokes afterwards....

[ShaunM]

If that was Paul Hogan crapping in the woods he wouldn't have got bitten.

[NuTcAsE]

"Crikey!!"

[Guest db99wj]

When I was in Boise Idaho, for some M1 tank training, they warned us not to drop a duece in a "hole" that you find in the dessert, that badgers that live there really don't like being crapped on.

[memphismason]

That must have been super painful. I can only imagine what that must feel like.

"You will have to suck the poison out, but please don't swallow"

[NuTcAsE]

That must have been super painful. I can only imagine what that must feel like.

"You will have to suck the poison out, but please don't swallow"

If I were his buddy it would have been like this...

I would have called for help and they told me to suck the poison out and I would have said "Here man, You better call your Mum 'cause they said you was gonna DIE!! Get in the truck I'll drive..."

[Guest killemducks]

Reminds me of the City Slickers movie where dude thought he got bit on the a$$ by a rattler and Billy Crystal just got up enough courage to suck the poison out only to find it was a cactus and not a snake. When dude realized his friend was gonna do it..."You were gonna suck my a$$!! You are a true friend...) bawling a man hugging ensued....

something like that, dang funny movie......