We're Screwed

[45guy]

[size=4][font=Times New Roman][color=#000099]Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land". [/color][/font]

[font=Times New Roman][color=#000099]Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."[/color][/font]

[color=#000099][font=Times New Roman]Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. [/font]
[b][font=Times New Roman]They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......[/font][/b][/color]
[font=Times New Roman][color=#000000][b][font=Times New Roman]Folks, we're screwed[/font][/b][/color][/font][/size] Edited November 9, 2012 by 45guy

[krunchnik]

You have a flair for words,I wouldn't consider driving the truck although.

[vontar]

I have to steal that, especially the part about can you drive a truck.

[Oh Shoot]

[quote name='krunchnik' timestamp='1352482522' post='842543']
You have a flair for words...
[/quote]

Fair disclosure, that joke has been around for a good while.

- OS Edited November 9, 2012 by OhShoot

[Sidinman]

[NRA]

good one

[vontar]

[quote name='OhShoot' timestamp='1352483471' post='842550']
Fair disclosure, that joke has been around for a good while.

- OS
[/quote]

True but I had never seen with the suicide hotline and truck before. Not saying they have never been part of it, but that was new to me.

[45guy]

[quote name='OhShoot' timestamp='1352483471' post='842550']
Fair disclosure, that joke has been around for a good while.

- OS
[/quote]


[size=4][color=#222222][font=Arial]Seemed like an appropriate time to bring it back out.[/font][/color][/size][color=#222222][font=Arial][size=1][/size][/font][/color]

[LDRider]

This was great!!!

Jeff

[Chris]

LOL