I couldn't believe what I was seeing... PG-13 warning!

[1morethan8]

Sour Kraut,

"a normal person"? What would that be?

To me it is used to remove an inconvenience. And any time you can remove a problem that takes away from your enjoyment in life, I wouldn't view it as something strange or weird.

[gnmwilliams]

Face it Sour. Us boys are always lookin for an excuse to pee [b]anywhere[/b] other than a toilet so it's best to just smile and nod. Off the deck, behind the shed, behind a tree, on your friend's foot at the next urinal, in an external catheter, etc.....ya gotta do whatcha gotta do!

[TN Outlaw]

[quote name='madmarx' timestamp='1352394780' post='841846']
Years ago in my early 20'sI was an over the road truck driver in the northeast. One time I got caught in a traffic jam on the Cross-Bronx expressway in New York City for over 8 hours in one spot, not moving a bit. At some point you gotta go, so out came an empty soda bottle. Not easy to use. From then on, I kept an empty 1/2 gallon plastic milk jug in the truck, for just such occasions. MUCH easier to use :-)
[/quote]Powerade bottles work good to.

[Volzfan]

I work PT at the Piggly Wiggly 2 blocks west of Centennial Park and we have homeless and some scum from the Towers next to the park hanging around alot. I caught one whizzing behind the Tennessean paper box 10 ft from our front door and another on the side wall of the liquor store across the street. Disgusting human beings that have no self respect.

[TrickyNicky]

[quote name='Volzfan' timestamp='1352434087' post='842276']
I work PT at the Piggly Wiggly 2 blocks west of Centennial Park and we have homeless and some scum from the Towers next to the park hanging around alot. I caught one whizzing behind the Tennessean paper box 10 ft from our front door and another on the side wall of the liquor store across the street. Disgusting human beings that have no self respect.
[/quote]

I hear ya, at a different job we had a few local transients we'd see on a day to day basis. One day I'm walking in and "Stinky" as we called him is leaning on the bus stop elbow propped on top head in hand grinning like and idiot and happily muttering away to himself.

I kind of smiled as I walked by because ole Stinky was pretty much harmless up to that point and as cruel as it may sound his goofy a$$ uses to crack me up. Well anyway I got about parallel to him when I noticed the big puddle growing around him and realized hey! Stinkys pissing on the back of the bus stop!

Want to hear the kicker?
The bus stop was occupied. The scruffy looking guy sitting noticed right around the same time I did and promptly got up and walked away.

Normally that would have warranted some kind of action or response but Stinky was at best "not there" I'm not even sure Casters ammonia mix would have made him even blink.

Man working in North Hollywood I've got stories that haunt my sleep involving these guys.

[ttocswob]

Sometime back in the early 80's I saw an old man walking across the Church Street viaduct in Nashville. Unzipped, whipped it out and whizzed - never even broke stride.

It was a dark suit, though.