I couldn't believe what I was seeing... PG-13 warning!

[Guest Nunya]

I've been trying to figure a civilized way to describe this, so here goes....

Downtown Chattanooga, walking through the elevated walkway from my office building to the parking garage, I saw a young man wearing the popular "pants on the ground" style. He was walking diagonally into the street level parking. He continued walking across the parking lot in that "waddle" for lack of a better term, that we have all become familiar with.

His hands were in the usual "oops" position, or so it seemed, at first. I realized after a second that one of his hands was in his pants, but not for long. He promptly exposed himself and WITHOUT STOPPING (but while walking zig-zag between cars for privacy), he proceeded to urinate across the parking lot. Still walking!

I've seen people relieve themselves in public quite a few times, but walking is a new one for me.

[kieefer]

Nothing surprises me, well I take that back. (The liquor enema story at UT did surprise me.) But anyway, a few years back while near Centennial Park in Nashville my son and I saw a guy back up and lean/sit against a tree...and took a dump...around lunch time.
This was in front of a business and not far from a sidewalk. The guy might have been homeless, as if that's an excuse.

[Caster]

Ghetto trash dress that way an they are all animals. The fact that they relieve themselves like animals comes as no surprise.

[strickj]

[quote name='bentonbjones' timestamp='1352165965' post='839721']
I've been trying to figure a civilized way to describe this, so here goes....

Downtown Chattanooga, walking through the elevated walkway from my office building to the parking garage, I saw a young man wearing the popular "pants on the ground" style. He was walking diagonally into the street level parking. He continued walking across the parking lot in that "waddle" for lack of a better term, that we have all become familiar with.

His hands were in the usual "oops" position, or so it seemed, at first. I realized after a second that one of his hands was in his pants, but not for long. He promptly exposed himself and WITHOUT STOPPING (but while walking zig-zag between cars for privacy), he proceeded to urinate across the parking lot. Still walking!

I've seen people relieve themselves in public quite a few times, but walking is a new one for me.
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Time saver.

[TrickyNicky]

I've had to deal with homeless dumping on the back wall of one of my businesses before. It puts you in a weird position, you know you need to catch them in the act if you want to try to do anything about it besides clean it with a hose,but you really I mean really don't want too.

[Sam1]

[quote name='bentonbjones' timestamp='1352165965' post='839721']
Downtown Chattanooga, walking through the elevated walkway from my office building to the parking garage, I saw a young man wearing the popular "pants on the ground" style.
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Lol brings back memories of this guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoAMWnnz98w

[Caster]

[quote name='TrickyNicky' timestamp='1352168040' post='839752']
I've had to deal with homeless dumping on the back wall of one of my businesses before. It puts you in a weird position, you know you need to catch them in the act if you want to try to do anything about it besides clean it with a hose,but you really I mean really don't want too.
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Just so you know, homeless people hate a water pistol filled with a 90% solution of ammonia. Of this I am absolutely certain.

[Guest Nunya]

[quote name='Sam1' timestamp='1352168055' post='839753']
Lol brings back memories of this guy!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoAMWnnz98w[/media]
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Yep!

[Guest Nunya]

[quote name='TrickyNicky' timestamp='1352168040' post='839752']
I've had to deal with homeless dumping on the back wall of one of my businesses before. It puts you in a weird position, you know you need to catch them in the act if you want to try to do anything about it besides clean it with a hose,but you really I mean really don't want too.
[/quote]

I'm pretty sure he wasn't homeless. Looked far too well groomed. Guess he was just in a big hurry. Probably could have walked faster if he had pulled his pants up, though!

[ShamGlock]

Downtowns getting rough these days. Some people don't belong in a functioning society, pants around your knees is always a prime indicator that you are one of those people. Followed closely by the straight bill cap.

[1morethan8]

Well.. if ya got'a go.. you got'a go!
And the older you get,, if ya got'a go.. ya really got'a go!

About three years ago, we spent a week on the OBX in December.
Early one morning I got up early, ate breakfast, drank my normal three cups of coffee, and headed out for a day of metal detecting. The weather wasn't bad at all. Had a cool breeze coming down the beach from the north, but the sun was out, was going to be a great day... I thought?
The area I was in had your walkers, yappy dogs, and shell hunters.
Guess the nice morning brought more out than you would normally see on the beach this time of year?
All was going good... until it hit me... I got'a pee!
I was a long way to the bathroom, with all the people around, my only choice was to do a little detecting in the water. The water wasn't real cold...but when it got up to willy, he didn't think much of it! After a quick check of the water, the north wind had more of a bite too!

Pat met me up the beach, the first thing she said was... "What are you doing wet?". I told her I had to "go" and walked off in the water...
with a big laugh she said, "You peed in your pants!!"... I've never smacked her in 43 years of marriage... that morning was [u]almost a first![/u]

To solve this problem...
I now wear an external catheter at the beach on cold days of metal detecting and have a choice to go in the water, or not.
Race car drivers, pilots, and others use them when a bathroom is not an option. Many use a bag to hold the urine. I just run the tubing down my leg next to my foot... and can now pee in plain site.

[img]http://photos.imageevent.com/number9/photos/relief.jpg[/img]

[img]http://photos.imageevent.com/number9/photos/WayneOBX.jpg[/img]

[TrickyNicky]

^^^ How resourceful lol.

[TrickyNicky]

[quote name='ShamGlock' timestamp='1352168434' post='839763']
Downtowns getting rough these days. Some people don't belong in a functioning society, pants around your knees is always a prime indicator that you are one of those people. Followed closely by the straight bill cap.
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I keep some of my hats straight instead of bent. Always take the price tag and sticker off though so at least I got that going for me.

With baggy pants being so much a part of the current youth culture I've stopped paying attention to it pretty much altogether which wasn't hard as its never been a natural instinct of mine to look at guy butt anyway. To bad the fad never caught on with the ladies.
There are plenty of other warning signs that someone is a no good that pants don't even enter the equation for me.

[gnmwilliams]

My wife used to work at Kohl's department store a few years ago and got a page over the intercom to come to the security office immediately. Sorta surprised her so she finished folding the towels and went to the back. Security pulls her in and tells her some guy was following her around the isles while masturbating into a towel behind her back. Can't begin to tell you how bad I wanted to rip that animals head off but the cops took care of him quick. After this, nothing shocks me anymore.

[Guest Nunya]

[quote name='gnmwilliams' timestamp='1352212897' post='839972']
My wife used to work at Kohl's department store a few years ago and got a page over the intercom to come to the security office immediately. Sorta surprised her so she finished folding the towels and went to the back. Security pulls her in and tells her some guy was following her around the isles while masturbating into a towel behind her back. Can't begin to tell you how bad I wanted to rip that animals head off but the cops took care of him quick. After this, nothing shocks me anymore.
[/quote]

Now that you said that, I am reminded that my wife was driving a commuter van full of employees home from Chattanooga one day when a guy pulled up beside them having a good old time. She slowed down and so did he, so she literally stopped traffic in I-24 in an effort to get his tag number. After some evasive maneuvers she couldn't match in a 15 passenger van full of people, he got away. Pretty impressive that he could drive that well one-handed. Edited November 7, 2012 by bentonbjones

[GlockSpock]

[quote]Now that you said that, I am reminded that my wife was driving a commuter van full of employees home from Chattanooga one day when a guy pulled up beside them having a good old time. She slowed down and so did he, so she literally stopped traffic in I-24 in an effort to get his tag number. After some evasive maneuvers she couldn't match in a 15 passenger van full of people, he got away. Pretty impressive that he could drive that well one-handed.[/quote]


[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Benton,[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]With posts like this in topics like this, I think I might just have to start staying north of you from now on... [/font][/color]

Edited November 7, 2012 by CZ9MM

[10-Ring]

[quote name='bentonbjones' timestamp='1352168396' post='839760']
I'm pretty sure he wasn't homeless. Looked far too well groomed. Guess he was just in a big hurry. Probably could have walked faster if he had pulled his pants up, though!
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Can't tell you the last time I saw someone with their pants on the ground and a straight billed cap that looked anything like they were in a hurry. Must be nice to not have to be anywhere at any certain time.

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

you guys would faint if you would see what goes on in Amsterdam everyday off the beaten path..

Rather disturbing... but drugs and homelessness is a big problem there

[pcrc11]

[quote name='1morethan8' timestamp='1352168626' post='839767']
Well.. if ya got'a go.. you got'a go!
And the older you get,, if ya got'a go.. ya really got'a go!

About three years ago, we spent a week on the OBX in December.
Early one morning I got up early, ate breakfast, drank my normal three cups of coffee, and headed out for a day of metal detecting. The weather wasn't bad at all. Had a cool breeze coming down the beach from the north, but the sun was out, was going to be a great day... I thought?
The area I was in had your walkers, yappy dogs, and shell hunters.
Guess the nice morning brought more out than you would normally see on the beach this time of year?
All was going good... until it hit me... I got'a pee!
I was a long way to the bathroom, with all the people around, my only choice was to do a little detecting in the water. The water wasn't real cold...but when it got up to willy, he didn't think much of it! After a quick check of the water, the north wind had more of a bite too!

Pat met me up the beach, the first thing she said was... "What are you doing wet?". I told her I had to "go" and walked off in the water...
with a big laugh she said, "You peed in your pants!!"... I've never smacked her in 43 years of marriage... that morning was [u]almost a first![/u]

To solve this problem...
I now wear an external catheter at the beach on cold days of metal detecting and have a choice to go in the water, or not.
Race car drivers, pilots, and others use them when a bathroom is not an option. Many use a bag to hold the urine. I just run the tubing down my leg next to my foot... and can now pee in plain site.

[img]http://photos.imageevent.com/number9/photos/relief.jpg[/img]

[img]http://photos.imageevent.com/number9/photos/WayneOBX.jpg[/img]
[/quote]
I pee the same way I but dont need the catheter. LOL

[gnmwilliams]

[quote name='Sour Kraut' timestamp='1352324569' post='841340']
you guys would faint if you would see what goes on in Amsterdam everyday off the beaten path..

Rather disturbing... but drugs and homelessness is a big problem there
[/quote]

For some reason this reminds me of the movie "The Other Guys" and what the homeless people do in his car.

Edited November 7, 2012 by gnmwilliams

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

[quote name='1morethan8' timestamp='1352168626' post='839767']
Well.. if ya got'a go.. you got'a go!
And the older you get,, if ya got'a go.. ya really got'a go!

About three years ago, we spent a week on the OBX in December.
Early one morning I got up early, ate breakfast, drank my normal three cups of coffee, and headed out for a day of metal detecting. The weather wasn't bad at all. Had a cool breeze coming down the beach from the north, but the sun was out, was going to be a great day... I thought?
The area I was in had your walkers, yappy dogs, and shell hunters.
Guess the nice morning brought more out than you would normally see on the beach this time of year?
All was going good... until it hit me... I got'a pee!
I was a long way to the bathroom, with all the people around, my only choice was to do a little detecting in the water. The water wasn't real cold...but when it got up to willy, he didn't think much of it! After a quick check of the water, the north wind had more of a bite too!

Pat met me up the beach, the first thing she said was... "What are you doing wet?". I told her I had to "go" and walked off in the water...
with a big laugh she said, "You peed in your pants!!"... I've never smacked her in 43 years of marriage... that morning was [u]almost a first![/u]

To solve this problem...
I now wear an external catheter at the beach on cold days of metal detecting and have a choice to go in the water, or not.
Race car drivers, pilots, and others use them when a bathroom is not an option. Many use a bag to hold the urine. I just run the tubing down my leg next to my foot... and can now pee in plain site.

[img]http://photos.imageevent.com/number9/photos/relief.jpg[/img]

[img]http://photos.imageevent.com/number9/photos/WayneOBX.jpg[/img]
[/quote]
you are NOT serious , are you?

[1morethan8]

"you are NOT serious , are you?"

Why yes.. I'm serious.
This may seem a little strange for a younger man who doesn't have to
go as often. When you get older some things change. Some men have an enlarged prostate or
urinary incontinence caused by medical problems.
Most of the time it isn't a problem unless you do love your coffee as I do and away from a bathroom, then it can put you in a
awkward position some times!
Many pilots, long distance truckers, race car drivers, and many others use external catheters when they are not able to be near a bathroom.

It's not talked about around the dinner table very much, but it may be something you may need to use down the road?

[MadMarx]

Years ago in my early 20'sI was an over the road truck driver in the northeast. One time I got caught in a traffic jam on the Cross-Bronx expressway in New York City for over 8 hours in one spot, not moving a bit. At some point you gotta go, so out came an empty soda bottle. Not easy to use. From then on, I kept an empty 1/2 gallon plastic milk jug in the truck, for just such occasions. MUCH easier to use :-)

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

[quote name='1morethan8' timestamp='1352333654' post='841461']
"you are NOT serious , are you?"

Why yes.. I'm serious.
This may seem a little strange for a younger man who doesn't have to
go as often. When you get older some things change. Some men have an enlarged prostate or
urinary incontinence caused by medical problems.
Most of the time it isn't a problem unless you do love your coffee as I do and away from a bathroom, then it can put you in a
awkward position some times!
Many pilots, long distance truckers, race car drivers, and many others use external catheters when they are not able to be near a bathroom.

It's not talked about around the dinner table very much, but it may be something you may need to use down the road?
[/quote]
I am not a " young " man.. And unless I get a disease or such bladder weakness.. you wont find me with that thing strapped to myself.. I rather go find a bathroom and act like a normal person until it cant be helped.,.

I think this is rather strange.. and a bit on weird side..

[gnmwilliams]

I think the saying, "Happiness is like a boy who pees his pants. Everyone can see it but only he can feel its warmth." applies here.