Butt Measurements

[Guest TNDixieGirl]

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

[Guest tnmale46]

[Guest Centennial]

Ouch!

[Guest nraforlife]

ROFLMAO

[Guest c_o_jones]

You're not fat honey, there's just more of you to love...

[cknight8]

oh that one hurt!

[Guest Grout]

C'mon baby,I was talking about the hibachi.

[Guest 70below]

Lol....thats my mom's favorite joke.

[bobmack]

touche'

called 'gettin even'.