New Gilligan's Island coming in 2013

[mcurrier]

I heard that they are doing a remake series of Gilligan's Island in 2013. Since these people will all be available in 2013, the political castaways are as follows: Barack Hussein 0bama has signed on for the part of Gilligan; Janet Napolitano is playing The Skipper; Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are playing Thurston and Lovey Howell; David Axelrod is The Professor; Debbie Schultz is playing Ginger; and, Hillary Clinton is playing MaryAnne. Joe Biden will be playing a coconut.

I also heard that they will also be remaking Lord of The Flies. Barney Frank will be starring as Piggy.

[seez52]

You just insulted a lot of good actors

[TrickyNicky]

Joe Biden will be playing a coconut.

Ha!

[JAB]

Hillary Clinton is playing MaryAnne....

Will not work. MaryAnne was hot. I saw a picture of her, somewhere, that was taken years after the series ended. Even older, the actress was still pretty cute. On the show, MaryAnne was the sweet, little 'guilty' pleasure - naive and innocent in a way but still a hottie that any red-blooded guy would want to sneak off behind a stand of palm trees with. The thought of Hillary in that role...I think I might be sick.

Edited October 11, 2012 by JAB

[mikegideon]

Will not work. MaryAnne was hot. I saw a picture of her, somewhere, that was taken years after the series ended. Even older, the actress was still pretty cute. On the show, MaryAnne was the sweet, little 'guilty' pleasure - naive and innocent in a way but still a hottie that any red-blooded guy would want to sneak off behind a stand of palm trees with. The thought of Hillary in that role...I think I might be sick.

[mcurrier]

You just insulted a lot of good actors

As long as they're not muslim, I should be alright.

[greenego]

The only one that is cast correctly in Joe Biden. At least the nut part.