What NOT to do in the zombie apocalypse...

[Guest HillyKarma]

Ok, so these are a few things that I think would be important for the zombie apocalypse. Are these the cardinal rules? BY NO MEANS! I'd really really love to get other peoples suggestions and get peoples input on my own rules! So anyways, let's get to it.

1-Stock up before the apocalypse, FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

I say this because many people has set the first place they go as the local pawn shop or gun shop.

The obvious (To me at least) flaw with this plan is that EVERYONE ELSE WILL BE HEADED THERE!

Also, do you think that the owners of gun shops aren't secretly wishing for the zombie apocalypse?

I mean, come on

2-If you are going to travel in a large group, have people that are useless.

Now, this one may kind of stump people. When I say useless, do I mean more of a burden than an asset?

Well, yes, to a degree. In a zombie apocalypse, what need do we have for a lawyer, or a server processer?

You need people who have less to offer than you do, so that if the situation arises to have to sacrifice someone, the decision is easy.

"Oh Hilly, isn't that cruel?" Yes. Very. But if I'm having to survive, I'll be one cruel mofo!

I have a lot more, but I'm gonna stop there because I wanna see other people's ideas

[RED333]

My one and only rule!

"If the Zombies are chaseing Us I am triping you"

Edited October 6, 2012 by RED333

[Caster]

Red's got it right. I don't have to outrun the zombies, I just have to outrun YOU.

[Guest HillyKarma]

What do you do when you're the one that get's tripped?

[RED333]

What do you do when you're the one that get's tripped?

Now that is a good question, my answer, dont fall.

[charlessummers]

Seek out alternative sources for food. Sure... if SHTF, people are going to flock to the stores, but unless you want to be mobbed there you need to think of other places. Schools, for example, store food for lots of people. It may not be the best stuff, but it's food. There will also be first aid supplies!

Fuel Supply? You better know how to, and where to, siphon gas. Don't expect the gas stations to have any. Check out fleet management locations, used car lots, and even old lawn mowers.

I have more... but do I really want to divulge all my secrets? lol

[Hotrod]

Stay armed.. If I get tripped someone will get pulled down with me... ...

[Guest HillyKarma]

Nice haha. What would the maximum group sizes be for you guys? Mine would be a strict limit of 3, no questions asked.

[Hotrod]

I guess when SHTF comes and we get bored hunting zombies would become a hobby.

[Guest HillyKarma]

Wait, are they runners or shamblers?

[JKGlock17]

in my opinion the 28 days later zombies would be more of a possibility

[Makiaveli]

What do you do when you're the one that get's tripped?

Duh..shoot the guy who tripped you. Knee capping works well, but make sure to grab his gun so he doesn't return the favor.

[Guest HvyMtl]

1) Do not join HillyKarma's survival group.

[vontar]

For Meds, everyone is going to run to Walgreen. Allot of people will not thing about nursing homes for meds.

[UncleJak]

I will have to go with poop. You are most vulnerable whilst pooping. So you better hold it till you get some back up.

[JGunner]

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I will have to go with poop. You are most vulnerable whilst pooping. So you better hold it till you get some back up.
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Hehe.

My grandfather has mentioned a couple of times how he always had his 1911 handy while pooping during ww2.

[Troutburger]

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Hehe.

My grandfather has mentioned a couple of times how he always had his 1911 handy while pooping during ww2.
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My grandfather operated a landing barge in WWII and always told us a story about almost getting hit with a mortar while sitting on a bucket dropping a deuce.

[Guest LRJETCAP]

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[kellyII]

That was pretty funny

[Chucktshoes]

Bwahahaa!

[robin48]

A question that may be a bit off track. If it's a liberal Zombie would it eat you or would you have to feed yourself to it? :

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[BigK]

Leaving the population centers is top of my list of priorities. Otherwise, I'm hoping to comandier a houseboat. Zombies can't swim can they?

[Guest Errokk]

Hmm... Good question. I'd say it could be possible.

Beans and CornBread!

[JKGlock17]

that was hilarious

[Wingshooter]

[quote name='robin48' timestamp='1352771215' post='844590']A question that may be a bit off track. If it's a liberal Zombie would it eat you or would you have to feed yourself to it? :

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You would be shared amongst all the zombies. Spread the wealth style

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