I just don't understand women.

[dlm37015]

i dont have a wife

[Dolomite_supafly]

If you don't understand your wife then you probably don't spend enough time with her. My wife, Sour Kraut, and I are pretty much tied at the hip. We enjoy each other's company and literally know what the other is going to say before it leaves the lips. I can't imagine being any closer to anyone and that is how it should be. Having to worry and hide stuff from your better half, or worse half depending on how you feel, is not something I can imagine.

I do understand my wife because we spend so much time together. I know what makes her happy, sad, frustrated or angry and I would never be able to hide anything from her because she knows me so well.

Dolomite

[mikegideon]

i dont have a wife

Me neither. I'm livin' in sin, and we have seperate finances. I still have to hear about spending too much money on guns

[Chucktshoes]

i dont have a wife

Want one? I'll give ya mine, no charge.

[mikegideon]

Want one? I'll give ya mine, no charge.

Looks like he's doing pretty well without one. He's my hero!

[Chucktshoes]

Looks like he's doing pretty well without one. He's my hero!

Knock it off! I'm just trying to share the misery...ummm...I meant joy. Yeah that's the ticket!

[mikegideon]

Knock it off! I'm just trying to share the misery...ummm...I meant joy. Yeah that's the ticket!

I knew what you were doin'. Leave that boy alone

[Chucktshoes]

Hey, can't blame me for trying. PT Barnum said there's a sucker born every minute. I won't find one if I don't look.

[dralarms]

If you don't understand your wife then you probably don't spend enough time with her. My wife, Sour Kraut, and I are pretty much tied at the hip. We enjoy each other's company and literally know what the other is going to say before it leaves the lips. I can't imagine being any closer to anyone and that is how it should be. Having to worry and hide stuff from your better half, or worse half depending on how you feel, is not something I can imagine.

I do understand my wife because we spend so much time together. I know what makes her happy, sad, frustrated or angry and I would never be able to hide anything from her because she knows me so well.

Dolomite

Ditto. It drives people crazy when we finish each others sentences. Been married for 27 years next month and it still seems like yesterday.