I'm returning this because...

[gnmwilliams]

I'm sure there's a good explanation for this but I just saw a guy, in walmart, carrying one of those big foam block archery targets over to customer service complete with three arrows still in it. I'm gonna have to go over and ask the clerk when he's done the reason for his return but I figured we could have some fun with filling in the blanks ourselves.

-I'm gonna go with, "This target's defective! I couldn't ever hit the bullseye!"

[Spots]

I bought this target and when I pulled it out it had these arrows stuck in it

[Sam1]

Am more curious if he shot it with broadheads and couldn't understand why they stuck in

[gjohnsoniv]

You see sir, this is the "FU" target. It hates you, and when you shoot it, it gets mad and keeps your arrows.

[strickj]

"this deer tasted like ####"

[Dolomite_supafly]

He is returning it because he is done with it. He zeroed his bow and now he no longer needs the target.

Dolomite

[Gun Smith]

"My wife bought this for me. She thought I said get a deer target. I told here to get me some beer at Target. "

But sir, you shot it with your bow. "Yeah, but I was aiming at her!"

[QuietDan]

He is returning it because he is done with it. He zeroed his bow and now he no longer needs the target.

Dolomite

Hey, cool! I didn't know that Walmart rented archery equipment! Probably only to high class folks. /Sarcasm

[Dolomite_supafly]

Hey, cool! I didn't know that Walmart rented archery equipment! Probably only to high class folks. /Sarcasm

They rent underwear, socks and all kinds of other items. I bet you could return a half used pack of condoms.

Dolomite

[quietguy]

"My wife bought this for me. She thought I said get a deer target. I told here to get me some beer at Target. "

But sir, you shot it with your bow. "Yeah, but I was aiming at her!"

This is the best so far, IMHO.

[gnmwilliams]

He is returning it because he is done with it. He zeroed his bow and now he no longer needs the target.

Dolomite

Well if he thought it was zeroed he won't be hittin anything any time soon. Arrows were all over the target.

[strickj]

I bet you could return a half used pack of condoms.

Dolomite

Which half? Edited September 19, 2012 by strickj

[runco]

Bullseye is not centered, see!

[vontar]

Miss, this one is damaged......

[c.a.willard]

Excuse me sir do you have a smaller target, my son cant seem to balance this one on his head