Which side of the fence?

[SonnyCrockett]

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

[Guest Razz]

Nothing like a good old fashioned circle-jerk for a laugh.

[Guest nysos]

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

I liked that line.

[gjohnsoniv]

I like it. Kinda like my profile pic. "Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it." Mark Twain.

[piercedan]

If a Libertarian is against drugs, he doesn't do drugs.

If a Republican/Democrat is against drugs, he wants all drugs banned for everyone.

If a Libertarian homosexual doesn't support gay marriage, he doesn't marry his/her same sex.

If a Republican/Democrat is against gay marriage, he wants same sex marriages banned for everyone.

If a Libertarian is against expensive and bankrupt social programs (Obamacare/Medicare/Medicaid/Social Security), there is little he can do.

If a Republican/Democrat supports social programs, he forces everyone to participate through taxation and penalties.

[runco]

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

OUTSTANDING TRUTH!

[Major Kong]

Nothing like a good old fashioned circle-jerk for a laugh.

Haha, I don't get it. How does your statement relate?