Hiker Mauled By Griz In Alaska's Denali

[gun sane]

What may happen if you bring a camera to a claw fight:

http://www.adn.com/2012/08/25/259954...y-bear-in.html

[G27]

Play stupid games...

[dats82]

No sympathy; I am actually a little pissed. This dumbass does something he is not supposed to do, and a bear gets killed for it.

[Caster]

No sympathy; I am actually a little pissed. This dumbass does something he is not supposed to do, and a bear gets killed for it.

YES!

Poor bear just doing what bears do. I know this comes as a shock to the sheeple but, BEARS are king of the forest. If you don't fancy being dismembered by an animal whose testicles weigh almost as much as your head, STAY OUT OF THE WOODS!!!!

Man goes out in the woods and is startled by a tap on his should. He turn around and it's a big Grizzly bear. "I'm a grizzly bear and I'm king of this here forest." The bear commences to whoopin' the hell out of the man. The man makes it home, heals up and comes back with a rifle. He looks high and low but sees no bear......tap, tap, tap on his shoulder. "I'm a Grizzly bear and I'm king of this here forest." He whoopes the tar out of the guy and wanders off. THe man makes it home, heals up and returns with a machine gun. Looks high and low and.....tap, tap, tap..."I'm a grizzly bear and I'm king of this here forest." He stomps a muddy hole in the guy's head and wanders off. The man heals up and returns with a bazooka and a dozen hand grenades. Tap, tap, tap. Man turns and there's the bear...."You ain't in this for the sport are you???"

Edited August 26, 2012 by Caster

[Garufa]

No sympathy; I am actually a little pissed. This dumbass does something he is not supposed to do, and a bear gets killed for it.

Could not agree more.

[gjohnsoniv]

Idiot. Don't mess with Grizzlies.

Add photographers to the list: http://www.thingsbearslove.com/

Edited August 26, 2012 by gjohnsoniv

[mikegideon]

YES!

Poor bear just doing what bears do. I know this comes as a shock to the sheeple but, BEARS are king of the forest. If you don't fancy being dismembered by an animal whose testicles weigh almost as much as your head, STAY OUT OF THE WOODS!!!!

Man goes out in the woods and is startled by a tap on his should. He turn around and it's a big Grizzly bear. "I'm a grizzly bear and I'm king of this here forest." The bear commences to whoopin' the hell out of the man. The man makes it home, heals up and comes back with a rifle. He looks high and low but sees no bear......tap, tap, tap on his shoulder. "I'm a Grizzly bear and I'm king of this here forest." He whoopes the tar out of the guy and wanders off. THe man makes it home, heals up and returns with a machine gun. Looks high and low and.....tap, tap, tap..."I'm a grizzly bear and I'm king of this here forest." He stomps a muddy hole in the guy's head and wanders off. The man heals up and returns with a bazooka and a dozen hand grenades. Tap, tap, tap. Man turns and there's the bear...."You ain't in this for the sport are you???"

Well, you cleaned that joke up nicely. Sucked most of the funny right out of it, but cleaned it up

[Caster]

Yeah I was wondering when the censorship committee would comment on that. I figured a sodomizing bear might be a touch inappropriate.

Edited August 27, 2012 by Caster

[Erik88]

Bear Spray.....carry it.

[mikegideon]

Bear spray?

[Lumber_Jack]

Bear spray?

Spray dispensed 500grains at a time.

[Ramjo]

It's called the S&W 500 Emergency Survival Kit...course this guy did invade and linger too long. He had it coming.

[Guest 270win]

Most bears in the wild are afraid of people and you never see them. This guy may have done something sadly that made the bear think he was a food source.

[Mykltn]

My bear spray dispenses .000 buck in 410 out the top and .45 Long colt out the bottom. And the other is for two legged bears who might get any ideas.