Things that real men do...

[TMF]

PM me if it isn't appropriate for here, I am married and I have no clue what Brita is. Other than the water filter but I suspect that isn't even remotely close to what you guys are referring to.

Dolomite

Haha, I was actually referring to the water filter. My wife got one 6 years ago because our water tastes "yucky" or something like that. I think it tastes just fine, but then again I grew up drinking water from a hose and have experienced the thrill of drinking stagnant ditch water cut with iodine pills when I couldn't locate a fast moving water source. Considering the latter, capitulating to my wife and getting a water filter probably hasn't neutered me just yet. I can still be hard if I need to.

[LagerHead]

PM me if it isn't appropriate for here, I am married and I have no clue what Brita is. Other than the water filter but I suspect that isn't even remotely close to what you guys are referring to.

Dolomite

Nope, that's it. Just the water filter. Get your mind out of the gutter man.

[KaNuckles]

Real men know how to use a gun and show their children how to do the same.

Real men are compassionate yet can be merciless when need be.

^^^^Yes to this.

And real man's word is his bond.

[LagerHead]

Oh, and real mean can drive a car bigger than a Miata. Real men can tow a trailer without taking the out the corners of buildings. REAL, real men can back a trailer up.

[gjohnsoniv]

Real men that are married know what a Brita is, trust me.

You mean the tap water isn't acceptable?

[KaNuckles]

Seemed appropriate considering the owner of this site wrote the alphabet of manlieness. Language is a little rough but we're all real men, right?

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=real_men

[BrasilNuts]

Nope, that's it. Just the water filter. Get your mind out of the gutter man.

He thought he was missing out on something new.

[BrasilNuts]

Real men can tow a trailer without taking the out the corners of buildings. REAL, real men can back a trailer up.

I agree with this 100% and am kinda mad that I didn't think of it myself.

[TMF]

You mean the tap water isn't acceptable?

No, apparently not unless it's filtered. This from the same woman that loves expensive steaks but won't touch meat that had a name at one time. She thinks it is crazy that my grandparents name their cattle... then eat it.

[Caster]

Real men

*put the toilet seat down

*do not talk about sexual things in public

*are FAITHFUL in all aspects to their mate

*Would fight, kill and die for the loved ones they are charged with taking care of. They would do this without thought, pause, or remorse.

[TripleDigitRide]

Real men spend more time focusing on their family, and less on the internet.

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[daddyo]

Real men apologize when they are wrong.

[10-Ring]

Oh, and real mean can drive a car bigger than a Miata. Real men can tow a trailer without taking the out the corners of buildings. REAL, real men can back a trailer up.

A real man can drive a Miata and not feel inadequate.

[LagerHead]

A real man can drive a Miata and not feel inadequate.

A real man would never know. Just kidding of course.

[KaNuckles]

Real men don't drink lime beer.

[Guest Grout]

A real man can bend over and piss through his beard like a billy goat

[TripleDigitRide]

Maybe this is more common than I thought. I recently saw a goat peeing in his own mouth. Being the yankee I am, I assumed the goat had some serious issues. I guess it's just how you southerners train your goats.

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Edited August 16, 2012 by TripleDigitRide

[jtmaze]

Real men

*put the toilet seat down

*do not talk about sexual things in public

*are FAITHFUL in all aspects to their mate

*Would fight, kill and die for the loved ones they are charged with taking care of. They would do this without thought, pause, or remorse.

^^^ well said. Plus drive a ragged ole dodge truck so kids/step kids have something dependable/safe to drive. A real man will give up everything for his family. (don't get me wrong I love my ragged dodge.)

JTM

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[gjohnsoniv]

^^^ well said. Plus drive a ragged ole dodge truck so kids/step kids have something dependable/safe to drive. A real man will give up everything for his family. (don't get me wrong I love my ragged dodge.)

JTM

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My dad must have missed that memo.

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

Real men do dishes:)

[Dolomite_supafly]

Real men do dishes:)

So I guess that is the reason why women's feet are so much smaller then.

Dolomite

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

So I guess that is the reason why women's feet are so much smaller then.

Dolomite

No.. our feet are small so we can easily ram them up your butt if you DONT do the dishes:))

Edited August 16, 2012 by Sour Kraut

[strickj]

Real men don't use dishes. They eat from the package or pan

[Caster]

Real men don't use dishes. They eat from the package or pan

....over the sink.

Unless you've got company over. Then you tear open a pack of Chinet.

Edited August 16, 2012 by Caster

[Garufa]

Real men understand that Chuck Norris is just an actor.