Things that real men do...

[Spots]

Stolen from Caster in the deputy photography thread.

Real men take care of their families.

Real men don't beat women.

Real men can sharpen a knife.

Real men don't spend their paychecks on hobbies before food. Drugs, guns, knives, cars, etc.

I think this thread should break ten pages of the things a real man can do.

[gregintenn]

Real men pee outdoors.

[TN Outlaw]

^^ winner!! Real men walk outside and piss of the porch/deck/ or outside in general... i rarely ever go inside to pee lol

[Guest bkelm18]

Real men are secure enough to not need to post on the internet what real men should do.

[BrasilNuts]

^^ winner!! Real men walk outside and piss of the porch/deck/ or outside in general...

I do it and I live in the middle of the city.

It's how we potty trained our son. He loved peeing off the porch.

Real men raise their sons to be a man.

Edited August 16, 2012 by BrasilNuts

[camp]

Real men raise thier children instead of having grampa do it

[Guest Razz]

Real men can cook a meal for themselves.

...and i mean COOK A MEAL not reheat a frozen, prepackaged puck. This is a big deal for me. I make a living in a kitchen but I was raised to fend for myself long before I learned to cook professionally.

[BrasilNuts]

Real men pee outdoors.

Oh, boys and little girls pee.

Real men piss.

[TN Outlaw]

Oh, boys and little girls pee.

Real men piss.

real men Tinkle wait never mind that's just Libs

[TripleDigitRide]

Real men are leaders, not followers.

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[Guest Razz]

Real men are leaders, not followers.

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Real men know when to lead and when to follow.

[QuietDan]

"A human being [man] should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

Lazarus Long, in Time Enough for Love by Robert Heinlein

One of the great characters of science fiction by one of the greatest writers of all time.

(Corrected. Thanks Chucktshoes)

Edited August 16, 2012 by QuietDan

[Chucktshoes]

"A human being [man] should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly."

-- Robert Heinlein

One of the greatest science fiction writers of all time.

Specialization is for insects.

Edited August 16, 2012 by Chucktshoes

[TrickyNicky]

"A human being [man] should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

Lazarus Long, in Time Enough for Love by Robert Heinlein

One of the great characters of science fiction by one of the greatest writers of all time.

(Corrected. Thanks Chucktshoes)

Hands down my favorite character from my favorite series, by my favorite author.

You Sir have taste.

[Chucktshoes]

Lazarus Long = /thread.

[analog_kidd]

Real men should be able to make a fire.

And they should be able to cook some kind of meat on that fire.

[Dolomite_supafly]

Real men know how to use a gun and show their children how to do the same.

Real men are compassionate yet can be merciless when need be.

[Sam1]

Real men pee outdoors[into a jug, take it back inside and filter it through a Brita pitcher and drink it for breakfast to conserve water].

Fixed that for 'ya!

[TrickyNicky]

Real men wouldn't bother with the Brita.

[BrasilNuts]

Real men wouldn't bother with the Brita.

Real men have on idea what a Brita is.

[TMF]

Real men that are married know what a Brita is, trust me.

[BigK]

Almost everything I know about being a real man is covered by Rudyard Kipling in "IF" (http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_if.htm). Of course others would say real men don't read poetry, though.

[BrasilNuts]

Real men that are married know what a Brita is, trust me.

You've been domesticated.

[Steelharp]

Real men don't feel the need to boast.

[Dolomite_supafly]

Real men that are married know what a Brita is, trust me.

PM me if it isn't appropriate for here, I am married and I have no clue what Brita is. Other than the water filter but I suspect that isn't even remotely close to what you guys are referring to.

Dolomite