Im Drunk

[Guest lizarita]

No. Sometimes we sleep.

Good thinking.

[Metalhead]

I dont. I stay awake all night playing games and yelling CONTACT!! everytime I encounter someone...

[Guest Jamie]

Do ya'll just STAY drunk?

Hey, the best way to avoid a hangover is to just never sober up.

J.

[Guest lizarita]

Hey, the best way to avoid a hangover is to just never sober up.

J.

Good advice. But I have these two little people that follow me around and call me "mommy" and they have to be fed and bathed and taken to school, etc. The school administrators frown upon hammered parents. No idea why...

[strickj]

Good advice. But I have these two little people that follow me around and call me "mommy" and they have to be fed and bathed and taken to school, etc. The school administrators frown upon hammered parents. No idea why...

I had that problem once with a puppy.

Might wanna try putting them out in front of a farm in the country!

Edited January 11, 2010 by strickj

[Guest Jamie]

The school administrators frown upon hammered parents. No idea why...

School admin frowns when they see me any way, since I don't let 'em get away with the they try to pull.

Matter of fact, I've probably been the cause of more hangovers for school officials than any other person in this county.

P.S. I can tend to my kid no matter what condition I'm in. Drunk, sober, sick or well, I get the job done. Always have.

P.P.S. If mine calls me "mommy", there's gonna be trouble...

J.

[Guest Jamie]

I had that problem once with a puppy.

Might wanna try putting them out in front of a farm in the country!

You got rid of a talking dog???

J.

[Luckyforward]

Arf

[Alpha7]

Aak, drinking and firearms, Aak

I like shooting .22's and have a few beers.

Here is to hoping today is a much fun as yesterday!

Isn't that how freddie prinze sr died? Or supposedly they claim now.

[et45]

Ready for rd 2 today.Killed a half pint of Smirnoff at lunch (2nd half of the day went by in a haze) sobered up and her I go again.

[Mike.357]

I have a Little Kings delivery coming this weekend, woohoo!

I will have to ration myself and make them last.

[Guest SUNTZU]

Arf

That's his other dog impression.

[et45]

noon w hoo's with me ****oimn amiturs

[et45]

210 HOOOS BUZITNM

[Rightwinger]

PLEASE PLEASE, we need a mod to lock ET's posts in so he....and WE can continue to see them for some time. LOL

I think that's guys fingers just failed two sobriety tests!

[et45]

FUK U U SOBETR MUTHERV****R5R REAEASDVTHEVTHREDTITLRE

[Rightwinger]

Never said you weren't drunk. This is the proper thread.

Just like a good historical record. I'll quit now as I am not drunk so I'm in the wrong thread. LOL

(I hope his butt muscles don't go the way his fingers have....he'll be hurt in the crash when he falls out of the chair and then smell bad to boot, tragic, just tragic )

[et45]

LOL Rightwinger'I started way too early today.Funny thing is I got stood up by my friend tonight because whe is too blitzed.

[Rightwinger]

Drink a bunch of water before you go to sleep!

[et45]

yEAH RIGHT.

[Alpha7]

When are people going to grow up and realize that drinking is not only a waste of money but also immature? From age 21-27 it was a blur. Then one day I decided Im going to quit drinking and doing "other" stuff. I quit cold turkey and have never looked back since and cant believe how incredibly stupid I was.

[poak]

When are people going to grow up and realize that drinking is not only a waste of money but also immature? From age 21-27 it was a blur. Then one day I decided Im going to quit drinking and doing "other" stuff. I quit cold turkey and have never looked back since and cant believe how incredibly stupid I was.

[Guest SUNTZU]

I'll drink to that.

[Jasongar8]

When are people going to grow up and realize that drinking is not only a waste of money but also immature? From age 21-27 it was a blur. Then one day I decided Im going to quit drinking and doing "other" stuff. I quit cold turkey and have never looked back since and cant believe how incredibly stupid I was.

Maybe not everyone drinks like you did? I can drink one beer or have one Jack and Coke and be perfectly happy. You are correct that some people do take it to extremes, but the same can be said about food, exercise, plastic surgery and a list of many other addictions.

[Fallguy]

When are people going to grow up and realize that drinking is not only a waste of money but also immature? From age 21-27 it was a blur. Then one day I decided Im going to quit drinking and doing "other" stuff. I quit cold turkey and have never looked back since and cant believe how incredibly stupid I was.

Not everyone drinks and stays bilitzed 24/7 for years...