Car Forums...

[molonlabetn]

All you need to know (stolen from another forum):

Bentley Forums

- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums

- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums

- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum

- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum

- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum

- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums

- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum

- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum

- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum

- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum

- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum

- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum

- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum

- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum

- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum

- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum

- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums

- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums

- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums

- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum

- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum

- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum

- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum

- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum

- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum

- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum

- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum

- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum

- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum

- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums

"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums

- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums

- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums

- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums

- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums

- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

[TGO David]

Awesome stuff.

[Guest clutepc]

Those are great!!

[creeky]

That's a RIOT!!

[strickj]

Thats so runny!

[Magiccarpetrides]

All you need to know (stolen from another forum):

Supra Forums

- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Mine is a Targa They had a picture of a MKIV Supra (my body style) and the caption underneath read "Instant A$$hole just add Driver" and that was on Supraforums. LOL

[Guest BigBoostDSM]

DSM Forums

- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Was sort of expecting a crank-walk crack over the tranny one.

**** breaks when you go fast

[nightrunner]

**** breaks when you go fast

or when you try to turn a 16sec. 1/4 mile e.t. in a car meant get 40mpg in japan....

[Guest BigBoostDSM]

or when you try to turn a 16sec. 1/4 mile e.t. in a car meant get 40mpg in japan....

Talking about a DSM? they were 14 second cars stock and they weren't made OR sold in Japan

[nightrunner]

yea talking about the DSM.

i was wrong about japan, just a japanese company(mitsubishi).

but when you put 20lbs. worth of stickers on it, it actually slows it down and they dont add any HP contrary to popular opinion....

[kidding]

[molonlabetn]

I've seen a bunch of street-worthy Eclipses and Talons run low 10's... That's not bad at all, since it's even difficult to get a modern GTO, Cobra or 'Vette into the 8s without making it nearly undriveable otherwise.

[TGO David]

Having run a car-oriented forum for the past six years, I can tell you that those are so spot-on it's beyond funny to me. And having owned a Mustang for five of those years (until just recently) ... the Civic vs. Mustang comments are even more hilarious.

[nightrunner]

I've seen a bunch of street-worthy Eclipses and Talons run low 10's... That's not bad at all, since it's even difficult to get a modern GTO, Cobra or 'Vette into the 8s without making it nearly undriveable otherwise.

the eclipses are one of the few import cars that i would drive. no doubt they can and do make power. its just that imports/ricers are so easy to make fun of.

im sure you know this but its much harder to go from a 9sec. et to a 8sec. et than it is to go from a 12 sec. et to a 11 sec. et.

[molonlabetn]

...And even harder to go from 11s to 10s (were many safety equipment regulations come into play...)

From my experience, mid-low 11s are the best mix of speed and economy for the purely recreational racer who uses their car more than just at the track.

[creeky]

This younger generation... with there fancy smancy "Fuel injection" and

"turbo shmurrrrbo"... I'm simple... give me at least 300 Horses and some

good old fashion steel wind blockage!

('68 Camaro Factory 327, powerglide and trans.)

[nightrunner]

...And even harder to go from 11s to 10s (were many safety equipment regulations come into play...)

From my experience, mid-low 11s are the best mix of speed and economy for the purely recreational racer who uses their car more than just at the track.

and thats on the high end of speed for me. then again it takes more to get a 4,000lb. truck to do 11s than it does a sports car

[TGO David]

('68 Camaro Factory 327, powerglide and trans.)

I want!!!

[creeky]

She needs a lot of work. I've owned her since '86. She sat in the elements

for 10 years. I have a lot of metal work to do to her.

Got her up on blocks and tarp'd. Do a little at a time.

I have the pict o' plate book and owners manual as well.

She is a factory air car.

I've thought of selling her a dozen times. But I... I... just can't.

Been through too much with her. Funny how you get attached to things.

Interior...

[TGO David]

I have always wanted a '68 or '69 Camaro. Right behind that would be a '69-71 Chevelle. One of these days I may get lucky enough to own one. Definitely don't part with it unless you absolutely have to. They are getting harder and harder to find!

[creeky]

They are getting harder and harder to find!

And EXSPENSIVE!!!!

I paid $2200 for mine in '86. A king's ransom for a 17 year old! LOL!!!