Call Of The Day

[The Rabbi]

It's been kinda slow around here. So here's my call of the day.

-Eastside

-Yeah, you got any Smiff and Western nine millimeters there?

-I have one.

-How much is that going for?

-It's 299.

-OK. Now I just flew down here from Maryland and I lost my ID on the plane. I'm staying in a hotel. What would you need from me to get this?

-You need to be a TN resident.

-Uh, OK.

-Have a good one.

[Guest darkstar]

You have all the fun.......

[poak]

It's been kinda slow around here. So here's my call of the day.

-Eastside

-Yeah, you got any Smiff and Western nine millimeters there?

-I have one.

-How much is that going for?

-It's 299.

-OK. Now I just flew down here from Maryland and I lost my ID on the plane. I'm staying in a hotel. What would you need from me to get this?

-You need to be a TN resident.

-Uh, OK.

-Have a good one.

Sounds like he just needs to use it once Rabbi, cut'em a break, sheesh.

[Magiccarpetrides]

Bahahaha...

[Guest db99wj]

Sounds like he just needs to use it once Rabbi, cut'em a break, sheesh.

[memphismason]

It took me a minute to figure out what "Smiff and Western" meant

[The Rabbi]

It took me a minute to figure out what "Smiff and Western" meant

I need to put out a glossary:

Smiff n Western=Smith & Wesson

Glock .380=Hi Point .380

Nine millimeter=.380

....

[Guest dotsun]

I need to put out a glossary:

Smiff n Western=Smith & Wesson

Glock .380=Hi Point .380

Nine millimeter=.380

....

esstended clip=circumcision

[Guest darkstar]

Esstended = high capacity magazine

Yo, dat be a fully? = Excuse me proprietor, would that firearm perchance be

an automatic weapon.

[memphismason]

Esstended = high capacity magazine

Yo, dat be a fully? = Excuse me proprietor, would that firearm perchance be

an automatic weapon.

[The Rabbi]

Esstended = high capacity magazine

Yo, dat be a fully? = Excuse me proprietor, would that firearm perchance be

an automatic weapon.

Yup.

Deuce-deuce=.22LR

Deuce-five=.25acp

Fo'-five=.45acp

Old school=old fashioned

[Guest kwikrnu]

Do you get BATF agents that come to the shop and call to see how you answer questions?

[Ernest.T.Bass]

Great-now I got to go change my drawers since I was laughing so hard I've stained myself.

[The Rabbi]

Do you get BATF agents that come to the shop and call to see how you answer questions?

I assume they all are. Any time I get someone obviously trying a straw purchase I think they're just ATF.

I mean, no one can be that stupid, can they?

[Mike.357]

Fo'-fi =.45acp

fixed that for ya.

Maybe next time you just rent him a gun while he is in town and all.

[The Rabbi]

kay=AK-47 type rifle

Ess Kay=SKS type carbine

[Guest Grout]

UZI=TEC NINE

[Guest darkstar]

fo-tay = .40 caliber weapon

gat = firearm, typically pistol but can often mean revolver

roscoe = firearm, old school style (see entry for old school in previous post)

Gee-Lock = glock firearm

strapped, strapped up = carrying a firearm

eight plus one = a 9mm firearm

bust a cap in yo azz = I am angered and will discharge my firearm at your person

:D:D

[Guest canynracer]

Use this site to help from hood to english http://www.urbandictionary.com/

and this from english to hood...http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

both are wonderful resources to get in touch with your inner "G"

I mean...

both iz fly resources ta git in whack wiff yo' inner "G"

[strickj]

esstended clip=circumcision

:puke:

[Guest Grout]

Use this site to help from hood to english http://www.urbandictionary.com/

and this from english to hood...http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

both are wonderful resources to get in touch with your inner "G"

I mean...

both iz fly resources ta git in whack wiff yo' inner "G"

Or if you are just "stuck on stupid" and want to learn.

[strickj]

Use this site to help from hood to English http://www.urbandictionary.com/

and this from english to hood...http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

both are wonderful resources to get in touch with your inner "G"

I mean...

both iz fly resources ta git in whack wiff yo' inner "G"

I love the ebonics to whack English translator,but what ever you do,DO NOT use both of these sites at the same time.It could cause a matrix overload

[Guest canynracer]

LOL