Would Jesus Carry?

[Guest kwikrnu]

God gave JMBrowning the plans himself.

Does that mean God talks to Mormons?

[Guest atomemphis]

Unrelated topic, that would be, as it goes to personal beliefs, such as 'does God talk to everyone and only few choose to listen regardless of religion?"

Still, Jesus would prefer the tunable 1911 trigger, but would have gone without the grip safety, or drop safeties. Jesus wouldn't drop his piece.

[nightrunner]

and it starts:popcorn:

[mousegunner]

In Revelation 19

11 ¶ I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no-one knows but he himself.

13 He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God.

14 The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.

15 Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. "He will rule them with an iron sceptre." He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty.

16 On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.

17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in mid-air, "Come, gather together for the great supper of God,

18 so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great."

19 Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army.

20 But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshipped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulphur.

21 The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.

[ZenDog]

In Revelation 19

11 ¶ I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and makes war.

12 His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no-one knows but he himself.

13 He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God.

14 The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean.

15 Out of his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. "He will rule them with an iron sceptre." He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty.

16 On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.

17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in mid-air, "Come, gather together for the great supper of God,

18 so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and mighty men, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, small and great."

19 Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to make war against the rider on the horse and his army.

20 But the beast was captured, and with him the false prophet who had performed the miraculous signs on his behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshipped his image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulphur.

21 The rest of them were killed with the sword that came out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.

So yeah, it is clear now- Glock all the way. Austria is closer to where Jesus lived than America is, so it has to be a Glock instead of some 'merican gun. Uzis don't count because it is too hard to buy them legally, and Jesus would not do anything illegal, unless the Romans were in charge. So, Glock. Or maybe one of those Czech things, closer to Jesusville.

And, you figure if the Holy Dude can turn water into wine, he could probably turn a derringer into an AK-47 if needed.

Watch out for those Holy Dudes on horses with concealed swords in their mouths.

Do you have to have a permit for that??

[Guest jackdog]

no offense gang but this is a dumb thread. Mods close this down please

[Guest atomemphis]

Why can't we have a dumb thread?

Close it down because you don't like it?

That's silly.

[Guest canynracer]

specially since it was created by the King Mod

[Guest Len]

and it starts:popcorn:

yep.

[molonlabetn]

It's possible to have a non-serious discussion without degenerating into silly or worse.

Moved this and the Satan thread into the 'Off-Topic' section. If they get to the point where there is a concensus that they are offensive, we'll shut 'em down... participation is optional until then.

[Guest canynracer]

you are the bestest ever

now....back to the show...