Mosquito bites!!!

[Guest Inertia]

So there I was, sitting around a fire the other night drinking a keg of new castle when all of a sudden I wake up with the heat of the sun on my face. Soon realizing after that my legs and feet are covered in about a hundred mosquito bites. Any advice? It itches like something unreal.

Edited June 18, 2012 by Inertia

[UncleJak]

Asides from "don't do that again", I would use either calamine lotion (stinky) or hydrcortisone cream(stinky). Both of these products should calm your itch.

[peejman]

Make a paste of meat tenderizer and water, smear it on and let it dry. Try it on a small area first in case it irritates your skin. Otherwise, lots of hydrocortizone cream.

[daddyo]

Aveeno bath

[Raoul]

Drink less New Castle.

[MacGyver]

Ammonia. Dab it on with a cotton ball or something. They'll be gone in the morning.

[VERO1]

Drink more New Castle!

[Guest Inertia]

Drink more New Castle!

I almost always have a mini keg in my fridge. Thanks for all the responses!