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GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?


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Nope..i.ts not my birthday..(woman do not have birthdays..we get younger every year.. you all know that!!)

Today our son is coming home..he was in basic training and AIT in the AirForce..

He is our only child so he is my baby.. still..

I am so freaking excited.....

He will be home for around 2 weeks or so then off to Warner Robbins, GA to his permanent duty station...

Did I mention I am soo freaking excited?... :woohoo:

We are so proud of him..... :usa:

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Guest Lester Weevils

Congrats your son is back for a good visit, and congrats to your son for finishing basic!

Your thread title, "Guess what today is" brought to mind a corny old joke--

A Psychology Professor presenting his first-day lecture in Sexual Behavior 201-- "Raise your hand if you have daily sex."

-- Two students raise hands.

Professor Smith then asks, "How many have weekly sex?"

-- Six more hands rise.

"How many have monthly sex?"

-- Nearly all hands rise. Two lonely students remain.

"OK, how many only have sex twice per year?"

-- One girl raises her hand but the remaining student has become increasingly excited and now he can barely contain himself.

Afraid of embarrassing the fellow, the professor is reluctant to continue but finally finds the nerve to ask, "How many poor souls only get sex once per year?"

-- The remaining student jumps to his feet, proudly waving both hands in the air.

Professor Smith is puzzled, "If you only get sex one day out of every year then why are you so happy?"

-- The fellow replies, "TODAY IS THE DAY!" :)

Edited by Lester Weevils
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