WTF? Maybe it's real after all

[Raoul]

So maybe the zombie apocalypse is real after all. Here's a bizarre story.

Edited May 29, 2012 by Raoul

[D3vo]

Brains... I mean "Face". Ouch!

Btw: I don't want to survive in a world of naked zombies. Nasty!

Edited May 29, 2012 by D3vo

[CapnVideo]

Why is it always Florida? Weird.

[daddyo]

Why is it always Florida? Weird.

Dunno, but I sure am glad I moved outta there when I did.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

It'll spread to Cali, next.

[gjohnsoniv]

It'll spread to Cali, next.

Good, we can do without the Republik of Kalifornia, or maybe they will repeal all their gun laws after the zombies attack.

[Guest adurbin]

Good, we can do without the Republik of Kalifornia, or maybe they will repeal all their gun laws after the zombies attack.

They probably won't have to after all the unarmed idiots are eaten.

[Guest bkelm18]

Bath Salts:

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/29/reports-miami-zombie-attacker-may-have-been-using-bath-salts/?hpt=hp_c2

[Dolomite_supafly]

Why is it always Florida? Weird.

Normally all the weird stuff comes out of California. But I think the reason why something like this doesn't happen there is because of all the vegetarians in California. No self repspecting vegetarians would be caught eating meat.

Dolomite

[Guest 6.8 AR]

They just say that, Dolomite. I saw a vegetarian eating a pork chop the other day.

[CapnVideo]

They just say that, Dolomite. I saw a vegetarian eating a pork chop the other day.

You misspelled "hypocrite".

[Dolomite_supafly]

Speaking of pork.

We used to have people in the jails who said that their religious beliefs wouldn't allow them to eat pork. Then we started looking into it when everybody began to claim the same thing. Well it turned out that on pork days those who "couldn't" eat pork would get chicken tenders. And those chicken tenders were something no other inmates got, ever.

When we changed the no pork diet from chicken fingers to some less desireable meats, like tuna, most of the religious no pork guys renounced their religious bleiefs and began eating pork again. Now there were some true no pork eaters out there but most just wanted chicken tenders.

Dolomite

[Guest 6.8 AR]

And the politically correct crowd got rid of "the other white meat" ad, being racist. Don't you love it?

[Guest j2thawood]

[vontar]

Speaking of pork.

When we changed the no pork diet from chicken fingers to some less desireable meats, like tuna, most of the religious no pork guys renounced their religious bleiefs and began eating pork again. Now there were some true no pork eaters out there but most just wanted chicken tenders.

Dolomite

Isn't tuna just Chicken of the sea? anyways you made a good point about how serious some people are.

[tennessee01tacoma]

This story is the reason I carry 30 rounds of hollow point all the time I work next to one of the bad parts of town I will not surrender my life to some methhead or crackhead "zombie"

[Guest j2thawood]

I guess someone needs to come up with a naked zombie target so I can take them to the range for practice.

[Guest rebeldrummer]

yep....all the nay sayers and people who laughed at one one time were the same ones that crapped their pants and went out and bought a gun on monday!!!

like many of my other fellow zombie eratication specialists have said...."WE GOT THIS!!"

ha ha ha ha......

[Guest robin.kempton]

Yeap...total agreement here too. I figured, hell, if I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse....I'm ready for anything. Didn't ever fully comprehend the fact that a zombie like event would really ever happen for real. Then Miami happened. Next thing I know the closest 3 gun shops in Clarksville damn near get their shelves cleaned off. Went shopping for a gun for the misses for mothers day(she wanted the new Glock model 19) and had to wait for the shop to order it in, they were all gone. I've added to my ammo collection and my son is stashing Mosin Nagant rounds for our rifles...nobody is laughing anymore when I say the word zombie. Now all three of us are packing and we have shelves dedicated for the storage of ammo and I'm not even a prepper.