Best way to Die?

[JeffsSig]

I know others may have seen this but I love it! Even much more so seeing Clint with a long gun.

Edited May 26, 2012 by JeffsSig

[Guest cardcutter]

I know the best way to die.

I Want to be shot on my 108th birthday,while jumping out of the window of a brothel,by a jealous husband.

The wife will be properly scandalized and the grand kids will be suitably impressed.

Edited September 24, 2012 by cardcutter

[Rightwinger]

Heart attack after dropping the new Boone and Crockett record for North America.

[piercedan]

Old, rich, and loved.

[Caster]

Abrupt, without warning...violent if need be.

There's nothing appealing to me about being old, knowing a reaper is stalking me.

I've been told many times by churchy people [in reference to me carrying a pistol everyday]; Live by the sword die by the sword. Sounds like a good deal to me. My sword happens to be a Glock 19. I'll take a bullet over cancer, heart disease, stroke, ECT any day.

Back on topic. Head or heart shot, maybe a head on with a dump truck at 75 miles an hour. Like I say, swift, instant, preferably without warning.

[Mechanic_X]

Just wake up dead one day.

[Caster]

Just wake up dead one day.

That too. Go to sleep. Don't wake up....at least not here.

[Steelharp]

I've always heard the most painful way to die is beheading. Supposedly, your brain feels the pain of the entire body being cut away; and the brain lingers for 45 seconds to a couple minutes experiencing that.

[Steelharp]

Just wake up dead one day.

I really like that option.

[Caster]

I've always heard the most painful way to die is beheading. Supposedly, your brain feels the pain of the entire body being cut away; and the brain lingers for 45 seconds to a couple minutes experiencing that.

I'm not arguing with YOU harp, but how the hell do they know that? Lot of articles written by beheaded people on the subject, yeah?

[Just2Honor]

Before I'm helpless or crippled, go to sleep one night and don't wake up on this planet.

Edited May 27, 2012 by RoadKill

[Alleycat72]

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[TN Outlaw]

Getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris would be a good death

[Steelharp]

I'm not arguing with YOU harp, but how the hell do they know that? Lot of articles written by beheaded people on the subject, yeah?

... I have no idea! Just speculation I've heard... maybe centuries ago, someone leaned down and asked, "How do ya like THAT???"

[Guest bkelm18]

Hookers and a mound of blow.

[Steelharp]

Hookers and a mound of blow.

Ah... the Haggard method...

[nightrunner]

I want to be quick whatever it is. Would prefer a gunshot ot just not wake up

[Caster]

Be nice if you could just float on out like doing the back stroke in a warm lake.

You know, like back in high school when you'd smoke one joint too many and you'd lean back on the couch and just drift off to sleep.

[Spots]

I wanna go out the same way I came in. Kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood.

[Caster]

Well that's just nasty.

[Mike.357]

Saving one bullet for me

[kwe45919]

I hope someone pops one of my veins with Opium then tosses me from a plane at 20K feet so I can fall backwards staring at the sky with Pink Floyd's 'Comfortably Numb' blaring through a set of head phones............................

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.............................splat before the songs over. Never feel it.

[VERO1]

Father of a family friend got himself a big bowl of ice cream, sat down in his recliner, ate it, had a heart attack, and woke up dead. Doesn't sound to bad to me!

[crossfire]

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I have to go along with the Half Man, Tyrion,

But lets move the age up to 90!

Edited May 27, 2012 by crossfire

[graycrait]

Face it, savor it, taste it, eyes wide open, fully conscious, mind clear, last great adventure.