Men You Had Better Stay Out of the Ladies Room

[strickj]

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get

In to the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to

Touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons

He had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one

Labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon

His bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice

Things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air

Replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff

Caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this

unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it

is tender-loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push

The ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and

a nurse was staring do wn at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing

The ATR button.

'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under

Your pillow.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN.

[Guest price g]

:)Thats pretty good

[Guest GUTTERbOY]

If anyone needs me, I'll be under the bed weeping.

[Guest Hawk]

ouch

[Guest Natosha]

HAHAHAHA!

[KahrMan]

Back in college I was at the Library and had to take care of business so to speak. So I go into the bathroom and sit down. I am sitting there and start wondering what the little box on the wall is for. I opened the box and realized what I had done. About that time two women came in and took the other stalls. After they left I about sprinted out of there. Luckily, no one saw me leave the womens restroom.

That would been a tough call to my wife. Honey, can you come bail me out. I got arrested for hanging out in the womens bathroom....

[Guest Grout]

I was coming back from Florida one night and my then wife was driving while I was sleeping.We stopped at a conveniece store and I staggered half asleep into the restroom.I closed the stall door and started my constitutional.I heard someone else come in and about 10 seconds later they walked over and kicked the stall door and yelled "Hurry the hell up dammit".It was my wife and I had went in the womens room by mistake.

[Guest GLOCKGUY]

ouch

[Guest TargetShooter84]

Ouch! I've had used the women's restrooms at gas stations when the men's was occupied for a extended period of time...never had a problem with it but just often would get dirty looks by a woman. Oh well, Gotta do what you gotta do!