Don't You Just Love The TSA???

[mcurrier]

Not sure what the catch is with this supposedly new policy -

TSA relaxes rules on airport screening for travelers 75 and older

http://www.latimes.com/travel/deals/la-trb-tsa-older-passengers-revisions-20120315,0,504808.story

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/national_world&id=8582713

http://travel.usatoday.com/flights/story/2012-03-14/TSA-tries-letting-elderly-keep-shoes-on-at-airports/53534022/1

[QuietDan]

Sorry to inform you:

I just got a call from the Grammar Police:

You are not allowed to use the words "Love" and "TSA" in the same sentence.

You are now on THE LIST. Draw your drapes so the drones can not see your movements.

[R_Bert]

Would it not be simpler to just put dog-training collars on all the passengers? TSA can issue and retrieve them at the gate. Any one passenger gets unruly, flight attendant shocks *all* of them. The innocents can sort it out with the offender outside the terminal.

[QuietDan]

Would it not be simpler to just put dog-training collars on all the passengers? TSA can issue and retrieve them at the gate. Any one passenger gets unruly, flight attendant shocks *all* of them. The innocents can sort it out with the offender outside the terminal.

Depressurizing the cabin and making all the little masks pop out would have the same effect.

[monkeylizard]

Sorry to inform you:

I just got a call from the Grammar Police:

You are not allowed to use the words "Love" and "TSA" in the same sentence.

You are now on THE LIST. Draw your drapes so the drones can not see your movements.

Oops...So are you now....and me as well.

[mcurrier]

THE TSA'S TRAYVON MARTIN REVENGE

http://www.wnd.com/2012/05/the-tsas-trayvon-martin-revenge/

Japanese Make Fun of U.S. TSA Screening

[mikegideon]

That was great!

[Guest mcgyver210]

What do you expect from an agency that advertises on pizza boxes?

That would be a Pizza I wouldn't accept due to it supporting a Criminal enterprise IMO.

[mcurrier]

7 TSA Workers Being Canned In Wake of Testing Scandal At PHL Airport

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/06/15/tsa-testing-scandal-uncovered-at-philadelphia-international-airport/