Honey Do's...

[Timestepper]

My lovely wife told me this morning that all I had to do this weekend was buy and install a new washing machine and put up a fence around our lower garden to keep the goats and chickens out.

For once I put my foot down and told her that after the week I'd had, I'd sooner sandpaper the @sshole of an alligator in a phone booth than do either one of 'em. She just smiled and hugged me and said she understood and that I could do whatever I wanted...

The new machine is running it's first load of laundry now - guess I'll put the fence up after lunch...

(Hey, how can I say no to a classy broad like the one I got?!!)

[QuietDan]

My lovely wife told me this morning that all I had to do this weekend was buy and install a new washing machine and put up a fence around our lower garden to keep the goats and chickens out.

For once I put my foot down and told her that after the week I'd had, I'd sooner sandpaper the @sshole of an alligator in a phone booth than do either one of 'em. She just smiled and hugged me and said she understood and that I could do whatever I wanted...

The new machine is running it's first load of laundry now - guess I'll put the fence up after lunch...

(Hey, how can I say no to a classy broad like the one I got?!!)

The Secrets of the Universe revealed. . . .

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Edited April 7, 2012 by QuietDan

[gjohnsoniv]

Part way through I was thinking it was going to take a much different turn.

[Guest cardcutter]

Face it guys

There aint but one thing a women wants to hear.

no matter what you think it is.

it all comes down to

Yes Dear.

[gjohnsoniv]

[Links2k]

You know the secret to a successful marriage.

[Dolomite_supafly]

I have said it before and will say it again. I absolutely, positively, wear the pants in my family.

And every morning she tells which pair it is she wants me to wear.

Dolomite

[Links2k]

I have said it before and will say it again. I absolutely, positively, wear the pants in my family.

And every morning she tells which pair it is she wants me to wear.

Dolomite

That's funny. I almost missed the fine print.

[Fourtyfive]

Understood

[Timestepper]

Well, she helped me finish the fence yesterday afternoon, as I knew she would, then made a dinner for me that I'm still recuperating from.

This morning I'm gonna' take her for a canoe ride down on Bull Run Creek to look for morels and wild asparagus. Then this afternoon I'm gonna' hit Melton Hill in the canoe by myself and try for some crappie.

Dunno' what I ever did to deserve a classy broad like her, but whatever it was, I sure hope I keep on doin' it!

Happy, peaceful Easter everyone!

[nightrunner]

In a successful marriage the man is the head of the family but the woman is the neck. The head makes the final decision but the neck points him in the direction she wants.