Gentle Thoughts For Today...

[Timestepper]

This has been floating around for a while, and I know most of us have seen most of these before, but it kinda' gave me a warm fuzzy to see them again in condensed form. Hope you enjoy!

...Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog

run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the

right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting

moment.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then

your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a

replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are 'XL.'

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to

blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's

really in trouble.

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.

For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles

don't hurt .

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together

it spells 'Theirs.'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your

age and start bragging about it.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know why I look this way; I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of

Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a

nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull

up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

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Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth,

AMEN.

[gregintenn]

A lot of wisdom right there!

[Just2Honor]

Some great thoughts in this. Thanks for sharing them.

[daddyo]

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Ain't that the truth...

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of

Algebra.

I was one of those nerds who actually liked Algebra, Geometry, Trig, and Statistics.

[Timestepper]

I was one of those nerds who actually liked Algebra, Geometry, Trig, and Statistics.

I was at the other end - always did real good in English & American Lit., Creative Writing and Journalism.

[DWARREN123]

One bad thing about getting older is I now hurt in places I did not know I had when younger!

[Guest cardcutter]

Add a few to the list.

If Con is the opposite of Pro, isn't congress the opposite of progress?

Common sense isn't. It isn't common at all.

why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why are there Braille numbers on drive up ATM's

Edited April 1, 2012 by cardcutter