So, We Helped a Skunk...

[Timestepper]

So I’m driving home driving home from dinner last month with my wife, it’s like 16 degrees out. Cold as hell. Icicles on your cajones kind of cold. So anyways we’re going around a slow corner and she (my wife) spots a baby skunk lying on the side of the road. Being the animal lover she is, I get yelled at to pull over and help the little guy.

“Fine, I’ll stop but you gotta get out and help it.†I say. So she jumps out of the car and picks up this baby skunk. Poor little guy is half frozen but still alive. She says, “What should I do?†“Bring it in the car†I tell her and we’ll “warm him upâ€.

So she gets in with the skunk and asks, “How should I keep him warm?†I tell her “Put it between your legs.†She replies “What about the smell?†So I say, “Just hold his nose!â€

The doctors expect I’ll make a full recovery, but the skunk she beat me with died during the incident.

[hipower]

This tale smells fishy.

[mikegideon]

It should. It's older than dirt.

[Parrothead]

do you need a divorce lawyer?

[Timestepper]

It should. It's older than dirt.

So is the Grand Canyon, but it's still a good crack.

[dralarms]

daymn.

[G27ATT]

:-D :-D

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[Guest bkelm18]

[Guest 6.8 AR]

My wife, who is from Anderson County would say she was nuts.

[Links2k]

I had never heard that one. Very funny.

[oldogy]

As the oldogy cleans the coffee from his keyboard. Dayum, that was funny.

oldogy

[3gundave]

Dats funny.