Humorous or noteworthy IDPA Stage Scenarios

[Guest italia]

Was reading John Finkle's Stage Scenarios for the IDPA Match on 04/07/12, and had a big LOL. Thought I'd post them and encourage others to add:

Stage 3:

SCENARIO: You’re taking the trash out when a vicious raccoon jumps out and threatens you. You shoot the raccoon

bringing the attention of a gang of PETA fanatics trying to rescue him. They decide to take some shots at you. Take

cover and bag the rabid raccoon sympathizers.

Stage 6:

SCENARIO: You have just seen the Honey Badger on Animal Planet. If you could only be as mean as he is. Now is

your chance. Give the thugs two in the chest and one in the, ahhhh, groin. ―Honey Badger don’t care.

Stage Descriptions: http://www.mctsclub....2_MCTS_IDPA.pdf

Shameless plug for upcoming MCTS matches: http://www.mctsclub....esultsMain.html

Edited February 23, 2012 by italia

[peejman]

Ha! Reminds me a my high school physics teacher who wrote test questions about race cars careening into the crowd and people jumping off bridges.

[RWF]

this is not a stage but was a the Masters a year or2 ago, funny but true.

we loaded the shooting bags and mags etc. Afterwards i said " i am going to put the guns in the car", well what i really did was put the shooting bags in the car. So when we got to Hoover, AL the wife says "where is my gun?" i said "what did you do with it?" she said "that i said i was putting the guns in the car." i did not know she had not put it in her bag. Sooo

she shot the match with her carry gun a EMP. And was not a happy camper for the first hour or 2

later she asked why i was telling everyone, and my reply was the more who know about it the better my chances are of waking up tommorrow.

a true story.

Damn spelling and punctuation police!

Edited February 24, 2012 by RWF

[nb forrest]

Stage Scenario - R of RWF is typing without capitalization or punctuation, stop the threat before he types anymore! :rofl: :rofl:

[Rickey]

I just happened to be on the same squad. Some of us were waiting to hear a bang then a woop's. I think you handled it real well like a real pro. I believe she still did pretty good didn't she? Didn't she end up beating you its hard to remember.

[RWF]

yea still she still did well, after once she got her head back into the game. and honestly do not remember, but if she did it was a smart move on my part!

[Mechanic_X]

Thanks guys. I had fun coming up with these stages and I hope everyone enjoys shooting them. Not just reading about them.

This is a wide open, "hose down" style match. High round count, and lots of moving. Should be a blast.

Here is the honey badger video. If you haven't seen it.

Not work safe.