Somebody shot my wife's potato chip

[Caster]

There she was, eatin some cheddar and sour creme chips [gag] when she whips this out. Looks like someone shot a hole in it. Well, I thought it was weird.

[LagerHead]

So many jokes, so little time.

[daddyo]

I wouldn't eat that. You don't know what's been through that hole.

[Steelharp]

I wouldn't eat that. You don't know what's been through that hole.

Yeah, well, I know what HASN'T been...

("I don't get any respect, ya know?" RD)

[Caster]

I kinda thought this would open a filthy can of worms.

[Guest db99wj]

That's what she said.

Yes, an over used catchphrase, but you have to admit, that the amount of situations that you can use the phrase to instantly make something dirty....well it's pure genius!

[daddyo]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: That's what she said! - YouTube

[TMF]

Hmmm... I used to do that to the popcorn bag at the movies in my younger days.... never the potato chip bag though.

[Caster]

Hmmm... I used to do that to the popcorn bag at the movies in my younger days.... never the potato chip bag though.

I think maybe you're sharing too much.

[TMF]

I think maybe you're sharing too much.

Hahaha, perhaps, but the girls fell for it every time! That's what sucks about being married... they only fall for it once.

[JeffsSig]

ahh one of the special runs to look at the solar eclipse with as you munch on the rest of the bag.

[mikegideon]

I think maybe you're sharing too much.

...and maybe admitting to too little

[Tncobra]

What caliber?

[Dolomite`s Breezy]

Looks like someone stuck his.. NM.. I cant say it on here ...

[Guest tommy62]

Missed by THAT MUCH! Maxwell Smart

[Dolomite_supafly]

That is probably where they plugged out a bad part of the potato before heading off to the slicer.

Dolomite

[mikegideon]

When did they start doing that? I've found some serious tumors in my chips over the years

[Caster]

When did they start doing that? I've found some serious tumors in my chips over the years

Right, an these were cheap no name chips. Doubt they'd put that much effort forth.

[mikegideon]

I figure it's evidence of a core sample. Some government food safety inspector looking for poison taters.

[Garufa]

It's like the potato chip version of that Krystal imposter...White Castle.

[mikegideon]

It's like the potato chip version of that Krystal imposter...White Castle.

That's just wrong. Everbody knows Krystal is a knock-off. Or to quote my midwestern girlfriend. "WTF is with the mustard anyway?"

[Garufa]

That's just wrong. Everbody knows Krystal is a knock-off. Or to quote my midwestern girlfriend. "WTF is with the mustard anyway?"

Not you too?

Us Southern boys were raised on Krystals with mustard. That's the way it's supposed to be.

[mikegideon]

Not you too?

Us Southern boys were raised on Krystals with mustard. That's the way it's supposed to be.

I actually eat at Krystal more than White Castle. I only go to WC when I need some real sliders.

[strickj]

Hmmm... I used to do that to the popcorn bag at the movies in my younger days.... never the potato chip bag though.

Really? All that salt and grittiness?

[Timestepper]

That is probably where they plugged out a bad part of the potato before heading off to the slicer.

Dolomite

You could very well be right - 30 years ago I worked in a potato chip factory for a while. Didn't last very long - Oddly enough, I got fired for sticking my finger in the potato slicer during afternoon break. (Well, okay, she got fired, too... and we were both escorted off the property. Geez, talk about a bunch of hardasses!) :-\