Man Robs Ultimate Fighter And Looses

[strickj]

Robbing a man who turned out to be an ultimate fighter proved to be a bad decision for a convicted felon, who is now in bad shape as he is held on bond.

Robbing Ultimate Fighting Expert Proves To Be Bad Decision « CBS Chicago

The only thing that could make this story mo' better is video footage.

[UncleJak]

There is always someone badder...

[Trekbike]

[monkeylizard]

You don't tug on Superman's cape...

[daddyo]

What?!?!?!? This dude had a gun in Chicago? I thought they were ILLEGAL there!!!!

[jtmaze]

What?!?!?!? This dude had a gun in Chicago? I thought they were ILLEGAL there!!!!

Only for the good guys. This is too great. 😱

JTM🔫

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[Caster]

I think I just peed my my pants I laughed so hard.

I'm reminded of the moron who tried to start a fight with Tyson in a bar many years ago. STUPID!!

I mean, check out dude's face!!!! Wonder what he was thinking about while he was taking a beating?

[bigwakes]

Looks like stitches on the left side of his head. I wonder if he "accidentally" shot himself in the foot before or after his face went into the garbage disposal?

[Curiousgb]

Being a felon is dangerous work.

[gnmwilliams]

I think I just peed my my pants I laughed so hard.

I'm reminded of the moron who tried to start a fight with Tyson in a bar many years ago. STUPID!!

I mean, check out dude's face!!!! Wonder what he was thinking about while he was taking a beating?

Well I can tell you he wasn't thinking, "Hmm, I wonder if I left the stove on?" It was probably something more along the lines of, "Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oooh look at the birdies mommy!"

[Guest ArmyVeteran37214]

Have you guys read the comments on the article.

[Guest pfries]

You never know what you're up against or what kind of training your opponent has had. Never underestimate someone.

Good for him

[ls3_kid]

Looks like the fighter should have given the felon a few more hammer punches.

[monkeylizard]

Am I the only one with "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" stuck in his head?

[deerslayer]

Well, I'm sure someone will be along sooner or later arguing that this moron deserves to have his gun-owning rights restored in the future.

[Guest bkelm18]

Well, I'm sure someone will be along sooner or later arguing that this moron deserves to have his gun-owning rights restored in the future.

Don't believe I've seen anyone here arguing for restoration of rights to a violent felon.

[Guest tommy62]

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

[bubbiesdad]

If you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

Life is tough, it's even tougher when you're stupid.

Looks like a sudden acute failure of the victim selection process.

[sigbrown1297]

what an idiot.

[Guest WyattEarp]

you can't fix stupid, even when it comes in the imported format.

[Glock30]

That normal "hard" look is missing from the crook's face. Isn't he supposed to be proud of being picked up by the police?

EDIT: I'm sure the bruises came while the struggle was taking place.... certainly not while he was being restrained.

Edited December 7, 2011 by Glock30

[peejman]

All I have to say is...

[bbeck]

ooops

[Armed Aviator]

I think I just peed my my pants I laughed so hard.

I'm reminded of the moron who tried to start a fight with Tyson in a bar many years ago. STUPID!!

I mean, check out dude's face!!!! Wonder what he was thinking about while he was taking a beating?

The Dude's expression says it all!

[deerslayer]

Don't believe I've seen anyone here arguing for restoration of rights to a violent felon.

Who said his prior convictions involved violence?