300lb bodybuilder attacks couple at their home

[zenman]

Couple badly injured after bodybuilder attack - Yahoo! News

[MikeW]

Arnold maybe?

[Mike.357]

Good thing they had no access to a firearm. Might have ended badly for them.(note sarcasm)

[MphsTiger1981]

yep. this isn't the day you want to come home with only the .32 in the front pocket. unless you can hit him where it hurts, and if he's on steroids, that target just got smaller by half....

[Makiaveli]

Good thing they had no access to a firearm. Might have ended badly for them.(note sarcasm)

Thanks for my new FB status update. Straight up stolen

[NRA]

yep. this isn't the day you want to come home with only the .32 in the front pocket. unless you can hit him where it hurts, and if he's on steroids, that target just got smaller by half....

I was in the pool!

[Kenstaroni]

One of the best Seinfeld episodes ever...lol that and good naked and bad naked...lol

[Guest jackdm3]

yep. this isn't the day you want to come home with only the .32 in the front pocket. unless you can hit him where it hurts, and if he's on steroids, that target just got smaller by half....

You mean his ... junk?! On roids, he wasn't missing it anyway.

[jtmaze]

It has to be in Cali. If a naked 300# guy was waiting on my porch most of my neighbors would call the police before I walked into a problem.

JTM🔫

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[gl19gobang]

Might have been exposed to gamma rays. was he green?

[mav]

It's too bad they couldn't have distracted him by throwing a protein bar in the yard.

[BryanP]

If I came home to a naked, 300 lb bodybuilder on my porch I'd pretty much just scratch that day as a loss and go to my local bar.

[shaftbass]

Cops would be called and I'd park on the street a few houses up until they got there.

[MphsTiger1981]

Okay...let's see I forgot to ask one other question, and that was "why did you leave the safety of your car?" Sure, he looks like he can lift the car, but can he also outrun it?

[Dolomite_supafly]

California is probably the only place a "there is a 300 pound naked body builder sitting on my porch" call wouldn't be considered a prank call.

Dolomite

[Alleycat72]

This is why I carry a 10mm.

[mikegideon]

Good thing they had no access to a firearm. Might have ended badly for them.(note sarcasm)

911 kept them safe

[Guest pfries]

911 kept them safe

Yeah but 9mm X 11 rounds would have responded faster....