So, when the zombie apocalypse happens...

[BigK]

If you could call dibs on being the one that gets to shoot any 3 celebrity zombies, who would they be? Here's mine:

1. Michael Moore

2. Rosie O'Donnell

3. Jon Stewart

[daddyo]

Dibs on these:

1. Al Gore

2. Sean Penn

3. Kathy Griffin

[Mike.357]

Ben Roethlesburger

Brent Musberger

Oprah

[Caster]

*George Soros

*Any random member of the Rainbow Coalition with preference to the good reverend himself

*Eddie Vedder

[Sandman]

Nancy Grace.

I don't need three.

[LagerHead]

Nancy Grace.

I don't need three.

I'd shoot Pelosi three times.

[Mike.357]

Nancy Grace and Pelosi are already zombies, so fire away

Edited December 1, 2011 by Mike.357

[Caster]

Is it required for this conversation/fantasy that we shoot them? Personally I'd rather see Pelosi doused in Kerosene and set ablaze.

[UncleJak]

Bill Murray (in zombieland)

Bill Murray (in ghostbusters)

Bill Murray (in groundhog day)

[MiddTennTaco]

[Guest ochretoe]

Jane Fonda

Dave Letterman ( since Michael Moore is already shot)

Al Sharpton

[Ebow1]

Damn, yall took most of the good ones. Or should I say bad ones? Not counting those already shot in the discussion, I'll take zombie Eric Holder (since we do seem to be including politicians), zombie Kyra Sedgwick (I have no reason to but I just can't stand her), and zombie Seth whateverhisnameis who does Family Guy. He took a funny show and turned it into nothing but a fountain to constantly spew his own liberal rhetoric.

[memphismason]

Charlie Sheen

John Calipari

Jerry Sandusky

[reed1285]

Mark Zuckerberg

Tom Anderson

Political Figure A

[Motasyco]

Michael Vick (for my dogs)

Jim Carrey

Any rapper

[NRA]

Yall forgot Justin Bieber

[BrasilNuts]

Sean Penn

Janeane Garofalo

Any RINO

I never thought I'd say this, but too bad Ted Kennedy is already dead.

[Guest rebeldrummer]

Dr. Phil

The judge who screwed my family over....

That Lincoln park rapist that was snatching and rapin' erry one out there....its time for their kids and their wifes....AND EVEN THEIR HUSBANDS to come out of hiding!! Thanks to him the world was introduced to Antoine Dodson!!! ((

)) *link included for the FORTUNATE who are clueless*

[jtmaze]

Do I have to shoot cause some of these aren't worth a bullet.

Michael Vick..... Baseball bat to the head.

Pelosi.....I will come up with something creative while swinging the bat.

Al Gore maybe a bullet.

JTM🔫

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[Guest Don't-Tread-On-Me]

Gosh so many of the good ones are already taken...and ONLY 3 shots! FINE...

I shot 2 kills, Taylor Swift and Jennifer Neddles...

Bono

Kanye West...

[gunwhatgun]

I guess I should say hello first. I have been lurking here for a long time and have never posted but I could not resist this thread. Here are my three...

1) Ben Stiller

2) Jerry Stiller (Ben Stiller's father) for bringing Ben Stiller into the world.

3) Mrs. Stiller (I don't know her name and I know she is not a celebrity) for the same reasons as #2

Oh and thanks for having such great board I have really learned a lot from the folks here.

[strickj]

^^^ Ah, man! I love Jerry Stiller.

My three:

Those jersey shore kids. All are being taken out with a nuke!

The Kardishians. May need extra bullets as I'm sure those asses will adsorb some of the impact.

Kurt Sutter for making us wait a year and a half between seasons and for showing way too much Jax ass when he has Polly and Tara right there and ready!

Edited December 2, 2011 by strickj

[Badracr1]

Nancy Grace.

I don't need three.

Heard that! I told the gf a couple of weeks back when NG was on tv I understood why Elvis shot his!

[BigK]

Bill Murray (in zombieland)

Bill Murray (in ghostbusters)

Bill Murray (in groundhog day)

Hey, what you got against Bill Murray? Zombieland and Groundhog Day are on my DVD list for a desert island.

Love the rest of the lists...wish I'd remembered Michael Vick.

Edited December 2, 2011 by BigK

[sigbrown1297]

I guess I should say hello first. I have been lurking here for a long time and have never posted but I could not resist this thread. Here are my three...

1) Ben Stiller

2) Jerry Stiller (Ben Stiller's father) for bringing Ben Stiller into the world.

3) Mrs. Stiller (I don't know her name and I know she is not a celebrity) for the same reasons as #2

Oh and thanks for having such great board I have really learned a lot from the folks here.

haha. i take it you're not a ben stiller fan.