If's

[Guest Big Mike]

Can't understand why people respond with IF'S? If I was closer? (ask if poster will ship); If I had the $$ ?(get the money or ask seller if he will sell for what u have; IF you have in 2 weeks? ( check thread in 2 weeks); If the Wife will let me? (never happen); If it was a 9mm? (Drill out the barrel) ON & ON & ON.

[Guest Verbal Kint]

If I was in the same room as you, I'd smack you for making this thread.

[xd shooter]

If I were a smart a?; I'd be all over that! lol!

[Guest canynracer]

If I was in the same room as you, I'd smack you for making this thread.

YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD!!!!! BWWWaaaaahahahhahahahahhahahahahha

[saintsfanbrian]

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you

But make allowance for their doubting too,

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,

Or being hated, don't give way to hating,

And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,

If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

And treat those two impostors just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken

Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings

And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

And never breath a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

To serve your turn long after they are gone,

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,

Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;

If all men count with you, but none too much,

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,

And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!

Thank you Mr. Kipling.

[Guest SUNTZU]

Here's to what I was trying to post.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ_-CmwHWPo[/ame]

Edited March 31, 2008 by SUNTZU
oops

[analog_kidd]

IF I had thought of this question I would have posted it in my "Makes me wonder why" thread.

[Im Neero]

Brian,

Thanks for that.

[KahrMan]

If frogs had bb guns, snakes wouldn't have eyes.

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