My Newly Installed Redneck Home Security System

[Timestepper]

Just installed our new Redneck Home Security System and can't wait to see how well it works!

First, I bought a pair of size 16 work boots, then I put them on the front porch with a copy of Guns and Ammo. Next, I got some giant-sized dog dishes to set on the porch next to the boots. Last, but not least, I taped the following note to the front door:

Bubba: Me & Bertha went fer more ammo and beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up real bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter

...TS...

[UncleJak]

All you need is the sign "Guns don't kill people, I kill people".

[Ramjo]

Just installed our new Redneck Home Security System and can't wait to see how well it works!

First, I bought a pair of size 16 work boots, then I put them on the front porch with a copy of Guns and Ammo. Next, I got some giant-sized dog dishes to set on the porch next to the boots. Last, but not least, I taped the following note to the front door:

Bubba: Me & Bertha went fer more ammo and beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up real bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter

...TS...

Best idea ever.

[Alleycat72]

All you need is the sign "Guns don't kill people, I kill people".

NSFW!!! Vulgar Language

Edited November 29, 2011 by alleycat72

[Timestepper]

All you need is the sign "Guns don't kill people, I kill people".

There's a thought running through my mind about "I ain't ever shot anyone, but it's prob'ly just 'cause they never made it past the dogs!" but I'm not sure if I really want to go there. :)