Help Finish This Joke!

[The Rabbi]

Anyone see the movie The Matador w/ Pierce Brosnan? It wasnt especially good so if you havent don't bother.

But in an earlier scene he starts to tell a joke and never finishes it. It's driving me nuts because I know there's got to be a great punch line in there.

It's a little off-color so if that bothers anyone, stop reading.

Here it its:

Two Mexicans walk into a bar. One is midget, the other's got a 15" schlong. The midget says "thees ees my friend, hee is called 'The Swizzle Stick.'"

OK. So what happens next?

[Guest Revelator]

I don't know, and I don't want to know. Rabs, man, I think you need to move on. Don't think the writers of that movie were going anywhere with that. Of course, you could always come up with your own punchline.

[strickj]

Sounds like it could be a good one to me

[The Rabbi]

Paging Dr.BoomBoom.

[Mike.357]

bartender asks the midget, "so what are you? The cocktail onion he sticks it in."

you are right, it is a terrible movie.

[Guest canynracer]

Anyone see the movie The Matador w/ Pierce Brosnan? It wasnt especially good so if you havent don't bother.

But in an earlier scene he starts to tell a joke and never finishes it. It's driving me nuts because I know there's got to be a great punch line in there.

It's a little off-color so if that bothers anyone, stop reading.

Here it its:

Two Mexicans walk into a bar. One is midget, the other's got a 15" schlong. The midget says "thees ees my friend, hee is called 'The Swizzle Stick.'"

OK. So what happens next?

"The Olive"

[Guest canynracer]

bartender asks the midget, "so what are you? The cocktail onion he sticks it in."

you are right, it is a terrible movie.

that too...!! hehehe

[Smith]

You're right wasn't a very good movie, although the story was a good one. baaaaaaad joke.

[Guest GUTTERbOY]

Anyone see the movie The Matador w/ Pierce Brosnan? It wasnt especially good so if you havent don't bother.

But in an earlier scene he starts to tell a joke and never finishes it. It's driving me nuts because I know there's got to be a great punch line in there.

It's a little off-color so if that bothers anyone, stop reading.

Here it its:

Two Mexicans walk into a bar. One is midget, the other's got a 15" schlong. The midget says "thees ees my friend, hee is called 'The Swizzle Stick.'"

OK. So what happens next?

Then someone took this picture:

[strickj]

Dude!!Not cool man!

At first I was like,nice photo of a couple at what looks like a wedding,but whats it got to.......to.......

[Mike.357]

dang where in the world did you get that picture?

The guy in the tux looks like Ponch from Chips

[Guest Grout]

Dude!!Not cool man!

At first I was like,nice photo of a couple at what looks like a wedding,but whats it got to.......to.......

diversity

[Magiccarpetrides]

hahaha I didnt even notice the two dudes til it was brought up....i just noticed it was an overweight hispanic couple lol. I would have to say I actually thought the Matador wasnt awful...it was alright for a rental (especially if your using a Redbox).

[Guest GUTTERbOY]

dang where in the world did you get that picture?

The guy in the tux looks like Ponch from Chips

It appeared in a "funny pictures" thread from another board I frequent. The real question is where the guy who posted it found it... or maybe how he found it...

[strickj]

Ok,im glad you said it came from somewheres else,me was a little worried you may be the sailor