Man Takes Half in Divorce

[Guest db99wj]

BERLIN - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chain sawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-story summer house — which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide — before chain sawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house, where he has since been staying.

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[Guest GlocKingTN]

Its about time we got something. My ex gets $900 a month for her troubles!

[Guest jackdog]

Saw that on the tube last night, thought it was pretty damn funny.

Hey 900.00 aint bad, pauls wife wants $20,000.00 per day.

On second thought $900.00 still sucks.

Jackdog

[Guest GlocKingTN]

Saw that on the tube last night, thought it was pretty damn funny.

Hey 900.00 aint bad, pauls wife wants $20,000.00 per day.

On second thought $900.00 still sucks.

Jackdog

$900 per day is bad when you only make $1400 a month. If you knew the whole story, trust me, its not good by no means!

[Guest db99wj]

$900 per day is bad when you only make $1400 a month. If you knew the whole story, trust me, its not good by no means!

:eek::eek:

[Guest GlocKingTN]

:eek::eek:

Scratch that! $900 per month I mean! oops

[Guest db99wj]

Scratch that! $900 per month I mean! oops

I figured as much or you were married to a divorce lawyer and she has video evidence:eek:

[Guest GlocKingTN]

I figured as much or you were married to a divorce lawyer and she has video evidence:eek:

I might as well have been! She got it all anyway!